Of Course @piratescooler Already Exists

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Welp…that didn’t take long.

After being ejected following a bench-clearing skirmish during the seventh inning of the Chicago Cubs-Pittsburgh Pirates game Wednesday night, Sean Rodriguez did what came naturally.

He beat the living daylights out of a Gatorade cooler in the dugout.

//platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsWhile the first baseman’s teammates and coaches seemed uninteresting, the internets responded accordingly with more jokes and memes than you could have ever wanted.

Oh…and this.

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While it’s pretty safe to say that the orange and white inanimate object’s new Twitter popularity was set up by a fan with far too much time on his hands…it would be cool if Gatorade was actually behind it, right?

Either way, whoever is behind the account just might have inadvertently stumbled across the best marketing slogan in a while.

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#CoolerLivesMatter

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