As cliché as it sounds, Lenny Dykstra did his best to break the internet Tuesday.
In just over eight hours, the former outfielder, perhaps filling the Twitter void left by John Rocker, tweeted 84 times. Sure, that probably isn’t a record, but considering it was his first day in the Twittersphere…84 times is a lot.
And as you might suspect, it started off in glorious fashion.
Oh so this is Twitter? I can say whatever the fuck I want right?
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 10, 2016
Oh, but Dykstra wasn’t done.
Sorry to say but the rumors were false. I was not secretly working as an extra on Orange is the New Black.
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 10, 2016
@LennyDykstra I'd lay off stock tips if you're looking for followers.
— Matthew Healey (@MatthewHealey1) May 10, 2016
@MatthewHealey1 good call matthew. take care.
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 10, 2016
https://twitter.com/ItsjustJimmy/status/730136090330419201
@ItsjustJimmy Mookie!
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 10, 2016
@LennyDykstra my worst day as a Mets fan was the day you were traded for Juan Samuel.
— Berzerker (@ulovett4) May 11, 2016
@ulovett4 mine too
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 11, 2016
More memorable Mets HR: Bartolo vs the Padres or mine in '86 Game 3 vs Astros? Discuss…
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/russellgold/status/730193872303755264
@russellgold I'll bet on your mom!
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 11, 2016
Nailed it.
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