Have you heard of the Chicago Cubs Curse of the Goat? It has been going strong for many, many seasons. Is it real? Is it all just a coincidence? What does this have to do with hockey you ask?
Well, this season Thursday nights seem to be cursed for the Coyotes. They have not won a game on a Thursday night. It could be just a coincidence or we could be dealing with something supernatural here. I don’t know who could have made the curse. A disgruntled employee? An angry old owner? Hockey fans without their own team? A grumpy Glendale counselperson?
*whew* That is a long list of possibilities. Without knowing where the curse came from we will have issues breaking it. There is no clear cut curse breaker. I would like to suggest a few ways to break the curse…
Option 1:
Burn a Coyotes Gretzky jersey in the Coyotes attack twice zone. Somehow this has to come back to the Gretzky era.. They’ve been playing like that team some games! Dump n chase anyone?
Option 2:
Pull a Jimmy Hoffa* on Jerry Moyes and bury him under the arena. Maybe Moyes is still hurt that his little bankruptcy plan didn’t work.
Option 3:
A virgin ref needs to be sacrificed* at Center Ice. I believe a hockey version of a Viking’s funeral is most appropriate. I assume most, if not all, refs are virgins. It just seems like they all need to get laid.
Personally I prefer Thirsty Thursday to Troubled Thursday so can someone please figure out how to break the curse? I will buy you a beer if it works.
Tell Me: What ideas do you have to break the Thursday Coyotes Curse?
*This site does not condone actual violence. Please do not kidnap, murder, bury, sacrifice, burn or anything else that may cause harm to a living creature. This is all said in jest. Thank you
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