Half the team will miss tonight's game

#NEBHInjuryReport for tonight's game vs. Washington:

Brown (concussion) – OUT
Hayward (left ankle rehab) – OUT
Horford (illness) – OUT
Irving (left knee soreness) – OUT
Smart (right thumb sprain) – OUT
Tatum (low back tightness) – PROBABLE
Theis (left knee meniscal tear) – OUT

— Boston Celtics (@celtics) March 14, 2018

It’s easier to list who IS available.

I’m guessing the starters will be Terry Rozier, Jayson Tatum, Marcus Morris,  Semi Ojeleye and Aron Baynes with Greg Monroe, Shane Larkin, Guerschon Yabusele, Abdel Nader, Jabari Bird, and Kadeem Allen available off the bench.

If the Celtics beat the Wizards, we are going to be all up in Wizards Twitter shooting memes through t-shirt cannons.