Tonight, ESPN Will Change the Way We Look at Hockey Commentating

The day is here folks. In a way, it almost seems as if the apocalypse as we know it is upon us. Hug your loved ones, lock up your daughters, board up the windows. Do whatever you need to do to prepare for the hurricane that is going to sweep across America, starting in Bristol, CT.

Tonight is the night that Don Cherry will appear on Sportscenter along with Barry Melrose. This is bigger than Ali-Frazier. It’s bigger than Bird-Magic. It’s probably not bigger than cookies and milk, a highly underrated snack. But other than that, it’s big. Hair styles will clash. Suits will blind us. Cities will burn. The combinations are frightening.

Hold on tight, folks. We’re in for one hell of a ride. Or maybe, to save time in the destruction of mankind, our heads will explode at the sight of it all. Hey, it could happen. _uacct = “UA-1868762-1”; urchinTracker();

BallHype – Tonight, ESPN Will Change the Way We Look at Hockey Commentating
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