Lenny Dykstra hit social media Tuesday and now, less than three days into it, has proven himself to be one of the more entertaining followers in the Twittersphere.
Oh so this is Twitter? I can say whatever the fuck I want right?
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 10, 2016
Sorry to say but the rumors were false. I was not secretly working as an extra on Orange is the New Black.
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 10, 2016
.@JoseCanseco thanks bro. Just been waiting for the right time. What can we do on here to give the fans something epic?
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 11, 2016
Free car wash coupon….someone i know used to own car washes…#nailsfullhouse
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 12, 2016
I think we could have done a "Full House" series my rook year when i lived with Doc and Straw. Not TV G though. #nailsfullhouse
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 12, 2016
Nailed it, right? Nothing could have prepared his (yet to be named) followers for this gem.
What's all this about an open seat next to Kelly Ripa? Live with Kelly and Nails has a good ring to it.
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 12, 2016
Could you even imagine? I’m pretty sure “LIVE!” would need to have a backup censor or two.
But I would watch. Every. Day.
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