Road Is Where The Heart Is

Sorry for that headline.

But srsly… WUT?

Last week? The Cards couldn’t buy a win. Literally. 0 wins in 5 chances. All in front of dismayed onlookers that were actively wishing for different outcomes.

This week? Putting a pop right in the chops of the best team in baseball. In front of dismayed onlookers that were actively wishing for different outcomes.

I’m not sure if you’ve heard or not, but MLB might be playing around with a new marketing plan for the team…

“COME OUT AND SEE THE CARDINALS IN PERSON… ANY CITY, ANY DAY… SURE TO DISAPPOINT!”

We may or may not see baseball Wednesday afternoon from the Cardinals. But even if we do and even if that baseball isn’t good baseball, they’re going to leave northern Illinois with a series win.

Some Uncle Charlie Tweets we can appreciate:

https://twitter.com/retrosimba/status/745589673586733056

https://twitter.com/retrosimba/status/745436785296048128

#STLCards with 10 career wins at Wrigley Field
-Bob Gibson
-Harry "The Cat" Brecheen
-Adam Wainwright pic.twitter.com/shrtw4mU7O

— St. Louis Cardinals (@Cardinals) June 22, 2016

The science experiment rolls on. And it’s getting weirder.

Photo: Boston Herald