Today on cnn.com a article said that Russian President Vladimir Putin has called for all young Russian women to have at least 2 children to help with there declining birthrate and population slide. So I though of my dear friend Tick, lose Russian women and big headed babies. Russia one day will survive on Chinese food, bad jokes and see thru shirts. Now that is a country with a lot of options. It would not only increase the birthrate but probably jump start there struggling economy. Between the black market and prostitution what else could there be to do there. That is why we need to send Tick over as the impregnatortm. The movie rights are still for sale if anybody is interested with buying Russian porn scripts.
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