I havent written anything in a while and usually when I do it is to call someone out, and why should this be any different. It is different since I am not calling out my friends except one aka Randy on the kickball team. Football season is right around the corner and with some of the teams we have coming to Williams Brice this year mullets and jorts should be abundant. NC State is up first and you know your either going to get someone with from the wine and cheese crowd or you are going to get some awesome mullets and jorts whose idea of wine and cheese is Boones Farm and cheese whiz. Then comes UGA dear god these people who are all high and mighty and there team is #1 in the Nation and yet they will bring some hot women and some dudes with chewing tobacco all over the front of their wife beater and their $2 flask from CVS shoved in the back of their tight a** jean shorts for those of you that havent figured out what jorts are yet. Then wofford and UAB come to town so next. Then come the fans that remarkable remind you of the fair oh thats right they smell like corn dogs. I am talking about LSU the defending National Champs. However these people i will not mess with since I have seen one bite the bottom of his can in order to shot gun the beer while walking into death valley (2 sorry Clemson). Tennessee arrives in their 1976 wood paneled station wagons that the tires are so flat because of all the philip fulmer look a likes that are pilled in. And then they start singing that song about how they had sex with their sister on top of some mountain or something. Arkansas follows the Orange colored cast of the biggest loser beginning of the season. I dont know too much about Arkansas and have never been there. I know a couple people from there but that is about it. If anyone else has an opinion of Arkansas please feel free to express it. Ok that is all for now I may write again in the next 6 months.
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