Today’s Class Lecture: Simple Math Equations

Here at BMR, it’s all about you, the people. That’s why I’m taking the time to do a public service today for all the kids out there. You’re the future, that’s why you need to know things like maths, and how to map the Iraqs, such as.

In an effort to help today’s youth learn as much as they can about hockey, I’ve compiled a list of simple math equations based on how many points each team has in the standings right now. It’s also a good example of politics and how to build cities. For example, you need 2 2/3 Phoenix-es to make just one Minnesota. Who knew, right?

Boston / Buffalo = .5 Atlantas

Atlanta^2 = Minnesota or Ottawa

Toronto ≠ Tampa Bay… but Toronto = San Jose

2 Edmontons = Dallas + Nashville

Calgary + Philadelphia = 3 Vancouvers

That’s all for today’s class. Study up. This will be on the test. I’m looking at you, Buffalo.

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