Our Condolences to Vancouver as Luongo Express Gets Derailed

Everything was going so well. And then, well, this happened.

I’m far removed from the west coast of Canada, but I imagine Canucks fans are filled with fear and anxiety, hoping their plane that just lost and engine isn’t about to fall out of the sky. Yeah, you’ve still got three good engines, but it’s going to be a bumpy ride. And things were looking so good, too. Now Calgary and Minnesota are going to be licking their chops like wolves who smell blood.

So if you know any Nuck fans, do them a favor. Tell them to calm down, shake, slap and repeat as necessary. Hold on folks, we’ve still got to see what the MRI says.

And before I forget, condolences also go out to commenter VeryProudofYa, whose fantasy hockey team (aka the Roberto Luongo Rape Express) will be out of service for the time being. Please contact Amtrak for a full refund.
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