With 32 games remaining this season, the Florida Panthers were in playoff position and things were bright, shiny and happy. They’re coach declared with the team’s marketing department that they were so sure they’d make the playoffs for the first time in 9 years – that if they didn’t – you could get 4 free games for the 09-10 season if they miss out again. That is of course, if you purchased the playoff tickets four-pack.
With the team’s disappointing and rather suck-tastic finish since the March 4th trade deadline – Whale4Ever of TLB has declared it a lost cause as of this weekend.
But fear not, you Panthers fans and hopefuls. The close relative of the Florida Panther is the Florida Cougar who evidently felt the need to help out their brethren’s cause:
From Total Pro Sports via The Litter Box:
(Fair Warning – censored NSFW in this version and a really shitty song on audio track)
Go here to see the fully uncensored, totally NSFW video.
The Cougar’s partnership with the geniuses in Panthers’ marketing have since teamed up to not only include the four free games for next year, but a promotional night in October in which the first 4,000 fans through the door get two free stress relieving boobs.
Gee, that website’s link says they’re all sold out. Is it because they are expecting such a big turnout for that night that they went ahead and bought all the stress boobs available?
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