I’m hearing on the internet that the Penguins hockey game tonight is PIVOTAL. Has any Game 5 in the history of the NHL playoffs *not* (…)
This is my first full summer living in an actual house. Big apartment guy, but duty calls when you’re in an “adult” relationship. (…)
It’s been 19 days since my last blog. Big mountain-standard time zone swing through Yellowstone, Bozeman, and shit. Huge thanks to my (…)
Lucky number 50 and the second of a back-to-back vs. the Bruins. Last one of the year against them too. I’m going to miss the Rat King, (…)
In honor of the new Mortal Kombat movie being released on HBO this week, today’s recap will be themed accordingly. I’m saving it for (…)
Welcome to the Sunday afternoon Recap – today’s theme is being dead. Dead like the Sabres, who are mathematically eliminated. Dead like (…)
It was 80 degrees in April with COVID taking a beating on the ropes. Restrictions were getting lifted. The Cubs were in town. Bob (…)
I’ll be honest with you boners. The Recap on Sunday took it out of me. Way too much of a circus. The Job That Actually Pays My Bills (…)
Far as Saturday afternoon games in mostly empty arenas during a COVID-shortened season in April go, they don’t get much bigger than (…)
The 2021 Penguins are trying to get in the Position of Fuck You. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdfeXqHFmPI Who’s hair is more (…)
Lucky number 33. Larry Larry Bird, ya’ll. I’m a big fan of high school bullying. It’s a natural way to make sure 99% of us are (…)
Josh wrote a lovely poem in the Gameday post today. Too bad it’s Game 30, not Game 29. Try to keep up, Edgar Allen Poe. Anyway, the (…)
There are good bosses and bad bosses. Geoff leans heavily in the “good” direction (music tastes notwithstanding – more on that later). (…)
News Flash: Pens have stacked 3 straight regulation Ws. Don’t thank Evgeni Malkin. Or Jared McCann (get better soon). Or Kris Letang (…)
NOTE: Before we begin, friendly reminder to peep Danny’s write-up on Dan Marino’s early season struggles. It’s tremendous (…)
I’ll be honest with you. I was out of town all weekend playing golf with a couple buddies and my old man. Beers were consumed. Cancel (…)
The Pens rode south after escaping Greaseball Coliseum with a pair of solid wins. I’m sure the team is relieved to breathe fresh air again (…)
Quick 2 minute sermon before the Recap. Skip ahead if you must, but there’s boobs. Right now, Pens fans are feeling like your (…)
Pens-Caps: Part 3 of 8 from the Paint Can. Good to be back on a regular schedule following a tumultuous two weeks filled with COVID (…)
Some people might say that title was a stretch. Some people would be wrong. Never a bad excuse for a Marcy Playground reference. The (…)
Danny said it after last game – 4 wins in a row is officially streaking. If the Pens were running naked through campus, they’d be (…)
The Pens came into Game 5 looking to build momentum following a gusty 2-0 series sweep vs. the Washington Charas on Sunday and Tuesday. (…)
Before we get to the game, allow me to get something off my chest / set the table for the next couple weeks: Remember the first time you (…)
We talked about it a couple weeks ago, and now it’s happening. While everyone was busy gritting their teeth through the final week of Nat (…)
“Well, suck me sideways!” – Lloyd Christmas That didn’t last long. After it looked like an on-time NHL start was on life support last (…)
