3d
Penguins 3d ago
RECAP 45: Got Me Wrong. Pens Lose 4-2 vs. Buffalo feat. Theory of a Deadman
Welcome to the Sunday afternoon Recap – today’s theme is being dead. Dead like the Sabres, who are mathematically eliminated. Dead like (…)
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Penguins 2w ago
RECAP 42: Some Devil. Pens Crush Devs 5-2 feat. Dave & Tim Reynolds
It was 80 degrees in April with COVID taking a beating on the ropes. Restrictions were getting lifted. The Cubs were in town. Bob (…)
3w
Penguins 3w ago
RECAP 39: Helium. Rangers Deflate Pens 8-4 feat. Glass Animals
I’ll be honest with you boners. The Recap on Sunday took it out of me. Way too much of a circus. The Job That Actually Pays My Bills (…)
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Penguins 3w ago
RECAP 38: One of Us Is Gonna Die Young. Pens Drop Gongshow to Bruins 7-5 feat. The Ark
Far as Saturday afternoon games in mostly empty arenas during a COVID-shortened season in April go, they don’t get much bigger than (…)
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Penguins 4w ago
RECAP 36: Good. Pens Stymie Ises 2-1 feat. Better Than Ezra
The 2021 Penguins are trying to get in the Position of Fuck You. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdfeXqHFmPI Who’s hair is more (…)
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Penguins 4w ago
RECAP 33: Safe Inside. Pens Steamroll Sabres 5-2 feat. Passion Pit / Classixx
Lucky number 33. Larry Larry Bird, ya’ll. I’m a big fan of high school bullying. It’s a natural way to make sure 99% of us are (…)
18 Mar
Penguins 18 Mar
RECAP 30: Devil In A New Dress. Devs Burn Pens 3-2 feat. Kanye
Josh wrote a lovely poem in the Gameday post today. Too bad it’s Game 30, not Game 29. Try to keep up, Edgar Allen Poe. Anyway, the (…)
15 Mar
Penguins 15 Mar
RECAP 28: 6! Jarry beats Bruins 4-1 feat. Pulses
There are good bosses and bad bosses. Geoff leans heavily in the “good” direction (music tastes notwithstanding – more on that later). (…)
09 Mar
Penguins 09 Mar
RECAP 25: Times Like These. Pens Clip Rangers 4-2 feat. Jack Johnson
News Flash: Pens have stacked 3 straight regulation Ws. Don’t thank Evgeni Malkin. Or Jared McCann (get better soon). Or Kris Letang (…)
06 Mar
Penguins 06 Mar
RECAP 23: Interstate Love Song. Pens Stone Flyers 4-3 feat. STP
NOTE: Before we begin, friendly reminder to peep Danny’s write-up on Dan Marino’s early season struggles. It’s tremendous (…)
02 Mar
Penguins 02 Mar
RECAP 21: The Race. Pens Smoke Flyers 5-2 feat. Wiz
I’ll be honest with you. I was out of town all weekend playing golf with a couple buddies and my old man. Beers were consumed. Cancel (…)
23 Feb
Penguins 23 Feb
RECAP 17: Doin' It Right. Pens Win Snoozer 3-2 feat. Daft Punk
The Pens rode south after escaping Greaseball Coliseum with a pair of solid wins. I’m sure the team is relieved to breathe fresh air again (…)
18 Feb
Penguins 18 Feb
RECAP 15: Animal. Pens Piiss on Isles 4-1 feat. Miike Snow
Quick 2 minute sermon before the Recap. Skip ahead if you must, but there’s boobs. Right now, Pens fans are feeling like your (…)
14 Feb
Penguins 14 Feb
RECAP 13: Release. Pens Secure Solid 6-3 Victory vs. Caps feat. Pearl Jam
Pens-Caps: Part 3 of 8 from the Paint Can. Good to be back on a regular schedule following a tumultuous two weeks filled with COVID (…)
09 Feb
Penguins 09 Feb
I Smell Hex and Burkie: Pens Reveal New Front Office
Some people might say that title was a stretch. Some people would be wrong. Never a bad excuse for a Marcy Playground reference. The (…)
26 Jan
Penguins 26 Jan
RECAP 7: So Close. Bruins Edge Pens in OT 3-2 feat. Tom Misch
Danny said it after last game – 4 wins in a row is officially streaking. If the Pens were running naked through campus, they’d be (…)
22 Jan
Penguins 22 Jan
Recap 5: Holding On: Pens Stun Rangers 4-3 in Shootout feat. Disclosure
The Pens came into Game 5 looking to build momentum following a gusty 2-0 series sweep vs. the Washington Charas on Sunday and Tuesday. (…)
16 Jan
Penguins 16 Jan
Recap 2: If I Ever Feel Better. Flyers beat Pens 5-2 feat. Phoenix
Before we get to the game, allow me to get something off my chest / set the table for the next couple weeks: Remember the first time you (…)
29 Dec 20
Penguins 29 Dec 20
The Whispering Winds of Sh*t: Pens 2021 Division + Predictions
We talked about it a couple weeks ago, and now it’s happening. While everyone was busy gritting their teeth through the final week of Nat (…)
10 Dec 20
Penguins 10 Dec 20
Pens Feeling Claustrophobic in New Division feat. PJ Morton
“Well, suck me sideways!” – Lloyd Christmas That didn’t last long. After it looked like an on-time NHL start was on life support last (…)
02 Dec 20
Penguins 02 Dec 20
NHL 20/21 Season a Ticking Time Bomb feat. Iration
NHL player agent Allan Walsh isn’t known for his subtlety. You may remember his magnificent since-deleted-tweet in August defending his (…)
23 Nov 20
Penguins 23 Nov 20
Pens COVID Division Realignment Party feat. LCD Soundsystem
First things first – I’m new here, so be as harsh as possible. Geoff & Co were kind enough to grant a 32 year old boy his lifetime (…)
