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Penguins 4d ago

Recap 2: If I Ever Feel Better. Flyers beat Pens 5-2 feat. Phoenix

Before we get to the game, allow me to get something off my chest / set the table for the next couple weeks: Remember the first time you (…)

Penguins 29 Dec 20

The Whispering Winds of Sh*t: Pens 2021 Division + Predictions

We talked about it a couple weeks ago, and now it’s happening.  While everyone was busy gritting their teeth through the final week of Nat (…)

Penguins 10 Dec 20

Pens Feeling Claustrophobic in New Division feat. PJ Morton

“Well, suck me sideways!” – Lloyd Christmas That didn’t last long.  After it looked like an on-time NHL start was on life support last (…)

Penguins 02 Dec 20

NHL 20/21 Season a Ticking Time Bomb feat. Iration

NHL player agent Allan Walsh isn’t known for his subtlety.  You may remember his magnificent since-deleted-tweet in August defending his (…)

Penguins 23 Nov 20

Pens COVID Division Realignment Party feat. LCD Soundsystem

First things first – I’m new here, so be as harsh as possible.  Geoff & Co were kind enough to grant a 32 year old boy his lifetime (…)