10 Things I hate about you

Tip to JC.  A Boston writer hates Peyton

10. He’s good.

I mean, really good. Like crazy good. As in you could take Pierre Garcon, Austin Collie and the winner of the Crazy Lou’s Greater Indianapolis Pre-Owned Audi Dealership Lucky Ticket Winner, put them together at wideout and Manning could engineer a seven-play, 90 yard drive without raising his heart rate.

I can forgive Peyton Manning for many things, but for forgetting he’s the Patriots whipping boy whom we could always count on to fold in the clutch? Never. In the words of Wes Mantooth, “I hate you, Ron Burgundy. But gawddammit, I DO respect you.”