3 days until real, American football is played. 3 is also the number of coaches in the SEC West, who, according to BERT, do not play real, American football with their offenses based on speed and equal distribution into open spaces.
In BERT'S America, football is about setting your mind to what you want, then running straight over whatever stands in your way. None of this fancy pants putting stress on defenders to make quick decisions when presented with multiple options.
No, sir. Power and repeatedly smashing into things is king in these parts. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
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