I know my career home run total isn’t sitting at 462, but if I had a history of domestic violence, alienated myself from the sport that made me a millionaire and got my ass handed to me by former kick returner Vai Sikahema…the last thing I would be doing is getting on Twitter and picking fights with anyone who will pay attention.
But then again…I’m not Jose Canseco.
TWITTER HANDLE: @JoseCanseco (naturally)
SAMPLE TWEETS:
U mother****erfs can dish it out but u can’t take it I new u where cowards ****ing genetic malfunctions should have been killed at birth
I wish I could bring this anger into the ring btween what baseball has done to me and u f***ing haters I could kill somèone rite now
Ok my girlfriend just woke up she’s gonna kill me when she finds out what I said to u guys.ok got to go hey by the way love u guys
And that was just from Monday afternoon!
Normally, I wouldn’t follow (much less suggest you follow) someone as vulgar and seemingly illiterate as baseball first 40/40 man…but I want this bi-polar mess to continue with whatever it is he thinks he is doing.
I really, really, really do. I can’t wait to see how this trainwreck ends up.
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