DOY GAMEDAY: Tampa Bay Lightning vs Boston Bruins.

Editor’s Note: This is set to the tune of Greased Lightning. If you don’t know this song, I feel bad for you because it is clear you are an uncultured swine.

Well this hockey team is problematic and offensively irratic
Why, here comes the Lightning
(Tampa Tampa Bay Lightning! (x3)

Well Steven Stamkos and Ben Bishop’s playing, oh yeah
(Adjust your lineups, whoa, your lineups)
They’re coming to the Garden with a lost last night, oh yeah
Now with Bergy on the door, Chara’s shot comes with a roar
You know Bishop ain’t got shit, Vitor Hedman is a twit for Grease Lightning
(goal, goal, goal, goalgoalgoalgoalgoalgoalgoal)

Goal against the Lightning, Marchy’s going for the extra mile
(Goal vs the Lightning, goal vs the Lightning)
Goal against the Lightning, Reilly doing it with style
(Goal vs the Lightning, goal vs the Lightning)
Tuukks is supreme, Bergy is a dream
(goal, goal, goal, goalgoalgoalgoalgoalgoalgoal)

Seides with an outlet, Reilly’s on the wing, oh yeah
Drop pass back to Krug who ripples the twine, oh yeah
With new faith, drive and shots – Claude can get off his rocks
You know that he aint bragging, Bear Force One’s a real pussy wagon
Goal vs the Lightning
(goal, goal, goal)

– Instrumental Part –

Goal light’s spinning, spinning, spinning
Spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spini……….in’

Know the Enemy

Projected Lines

Milan Lucic – Patrice Bergeron – Dan Paille <– dafuq
Brad Marchand – David Krejci – David Pastrnak
Reilly Smith – Carl Söderberg – Loui Eriksson
Chris Kelly – Greg Campbell – Craig Cunningham

Zdeno Chara – Dougie Hamilton
Dennis Seidenberg – Adam McQuaid
Torey Krug – Kevan Miller

Tuukka Rask

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