71. Philadelphia Flyers at Boston Bruins. No Luck Of O’Lucic Here.

Start drinking, you’ll need it. 

Put on your green fucking O’Lucic t-shirt like a super douchebag, pin on your “Kiss Me I’m Irish” pin although your last name is something like Pallazola or Rask, wear some stupid oversized green hat and throw up all over yourself when the Bruins gets properly fucked by Philly.

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day.