A Movember To Remember. Support DOY To Kick Cancer In The Balls

It is November 1st which means one thing, it's time for Movember. Every year, Days of Y'Orr participates in Movember and this year is no different. This year, Pizz will once again be going full pedo and rocking a stache to help bring aware to testicular cancer. Last year we didn't do as well as we had hoped, so this year we're upping the ante and stealing an idea from our friends over at Stanley Cup of Chowder. 

If you donate $50 or more, DOY will write a post (500-1,000 words) on anything you want [within reason, we can't break Bloguin's Terms of Service, so no fanfic or porn you sick fucks].

You want us to write about why the Canucks are the greatest team in hockey? Okay.
You want us to write about why PK Subban is better than Bobby Orr? Sure.
You want us to write why Superman is better than Batman? No problem. 
You want us to write a short story about how Santa Clause became Santa by killing a dragon? I'm all in. 

Not only will we write anything you want, but there's another good part to this: 

You get to choose your DOY writer. 

That's right. Not only do you get to choose the topic you want, but you get to choose who writes it. If you want the rantastic posts of Pez – go for it. If you want Justin's eloquent writing styles, he's all yours. If you want Jon's crazy ass musing, he's waiting for you. If you want Pizz to write something so you can brag to your friends that you had Pizz actually write something – bring it. You want our amazing GM Patrice Purrgeron to write one for you? He's yours. 

Absolutely zero of the money we raise goes to us. We don't take it, we don't want it. All of it goes directly to testicular cancer research. 

Please, please, please donate to this amazing cause and make us write some shit that isn't just previews, recaps and pooping all over Buffalo (but we'll do it if you want).