“All Star” means old in French

Really? Keith Tkachuk is going to Montreal? Let’s check out the gaudy numbers that clearly led to his inclusion…

Ooh, 41st in goals scored (14)
153rd in assists! (13)
This adds up to 27 points, which is 86th best in the league. Awesome!

The only thing he seems to excel at is power play goals, where he is 3rd in the league. I would hate to think that Tkachuk is an all star solely because he is old and used to be good. If we do that, we might as well let Modano in.

Oh, wait.

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