An Entire Entry Summed Up In Five Words

There, that’s better, isn’t it?
UPDATE: Ah, why the hell not throw these two tidbits out there.
1) Red Sox signed outfielder Gabe Kapler for the rest of the season and placed him on the 15-day disabled list with a strained lower back.
Expect Kapler to start rehabbing in Florida, then go on a rehab assignment that will land him in a Boston uniform mid-August.
2) The Yankees just hired Joe Kerrigan to be an advance scout with the possibility of either being their pitching coach next year or bullpen coach.
Are the Yankees trying to get some of the Red Sox’s mystique and aura?