And So It Begins: Steelers Lose

Gonna start calling our backfield the Deathly Hallows. Blount is the rock, Bell is the wand and Archer is the cloak of invisibility.
— The Steelers n’at (@thesteelersnat) August 9, 2014

I’m open to other suggestions too, but rolling with this for now.

On the first play, the Steelers forget to defend the middle of the field against the run and get gashed by Rashad Jennings. Yikes. 

Gradkowski takes over on the second drive, because it’s preseason and Ben has nothing to prove. A holding penalty on the Giants gives the Steelers a first down. An end-around to Wheaton and a pass to Brown move the Steelers across midfield. The drive stalls out after The Prescription can’t quite get to the sticks on a screen pass on 3rd and long. Brad Wing drops in a seriously good punt.

Jarvis Jones darts inside on first down and drops Eli inside the 5 for the first sack of the preseason. The Giants don’t do anything else.

More backups start to filter into the game as Tauren Poole takes over at running back. A penalty sets things back and the drive stalls out.

The first team defense stays out to close out the quarter.

The Giants can’t seem to stop taking penalties and all of a sudden it’s 2nd and 28. The Giants are content to run it twice against the Steelers nickel defense and punt.

The Steelers don’t do anything and Brad Wing makes a terrible punt, giving the Giants great field position.

Ryan Nassib, who everyone was convinced the Bills were going to take in the first round last year because Doug Marrone used to coach him at Syracuse, came in at QB for the Giants. Nothing happens and the Giants kick a field goal.

The Steelers finally start to open it up and Justin Brown makes a nice catch behind his body then Wheaton draws a penalty to keep things moving. After converting a 3rd and short on the ground, Gradkowski converts another by floating a pass to Wheaton. The drive screeches to a halt after two bad throws from Bruce. Suisham misses from 38. Good thing we didn’t sign him to a big extension this offseason or anything.

The Giants respond by going to the air and working the ball to their tight ends. They are able to move across midfield before the two minute warning. Nassib hits Randle on a slant to get the Giants into Field Goal range. The Giants don’t do much else but some dude hits a long field goal.

Archer gets two carries to run things out before the half.

Landry Jones takes over under center for the Steelers. Edmund Nelson reveals that he’s the only person in America that didn’t know Landry Jones was named after Tom Landry.

Nassib runs a little no huddle for the Giants and moves the ball across midfield, but that’s pretty much it. Shamarknado laid a big hit on a running back on a swing pass somewhere in there.

The Steelers go 3-and-out but the Giants muff the punt and Howard Jones falls on it to give the Steelers their first turnover of the preseason. A holding penalty sets things back but Jones completes two passes to give Suisham redemption from 38.

The defense is able to force a 3-and-out. On 3rd down, undrafted free agent Josh Mauro blows up a running back on a stunt and throws the back into Nassib, forcing a bad throw. Martavis Bryant juggles the punt but is able to recover the loose ball.

Some football happens on the field, but the real story is the interview the weatherman did with Lance Moore. Because KDKA somehow lacks a single person in their sports department capable of being a sideline reporter, the job falls to weatherman Jeff Verzyla. He led off his interview with Lance Moore making a joke about how short Moore is. Stay classy, KDKA.

Oh, and Edmund Nelson said this:

Nelson just said McCullers has no technique, and then compared him to Gabe Rivera. Both were compliments. What the actual hell
— Blitzburgh Blog (@blitzburghblog1) August 10, 2014

Landry tries to air it out for Bryant who doesn’t make a great play on the ball but does draw a pass interference call to give the Steelers the ball in the red zone. Unfortunately, the offense still can’t find the end zone. Suisham connects.

• Brutal night for Martavis Bryant. Muffed a punt and fumbled after his only reception. 
• Great to see Sean Spence flying back around the field. 
• Dri Archer is not Chris Rainey.
• Do we really have no one other than Antonio Brown that is capable of returning a punt?
• Josh Mauro represented himself well as second string defensive end. He probably passed Brian Arnfelt in the race for the 4th defensive end spot.
• Not a great night for Brad Wing. Had a bad punt that set up a Giants field goal.
• The Steelers are extremely thin at running back after the top 3, but those top 3 are something special.
• Special teams coverage units did a very good job. 
• Gradkowski seemed to be throwing off his back foot a lot, which made his passes sail high. If he steps into his throws he’ll be right on the money.
• Solid night from Brice McCain, the free agent pickup from Houston. He played well on Special Teams and had a pass deflection. Strange to see #25 out there making tackles for the Steelers.
• Markus Wheaton made a good catch on a very nice route but is totally unwilling as a blocker.
• We have to listen to Edmund Nelson for 3 more games. Next time you’re complaining about Chris Collinsworth, remember that Edmund Nelson broadcasts preseason games.