Angels Fan Rooting Guide: September 7-13

Chicago White Sox v Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

The Angels did the bare minimum to stay alive in the race, taking two of three from Texas over the weekend to inch to within two and a half games of a playoff berth. Problem is, the Halos only have 26 games remaining to make up that difference. And this week is going to suck; the Astros and Dodgers come to town for six games. You may recall the last time the Angels played these two clubs in late July/early August on the road, when they dropped six in a row to kick off their embarrassing August swoon. We’ll know a lot more about where the Angels stand next weekend.

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The Skinny

AL West – Third place, 5-1/2 games behind Houston

AL Wild Card – Fourth place, 2-1/2 games behind Texas for the second slot

Playoff Odds (entering Monday) – Baseball Prospectus: 15.8%; FanGraphs: 22.5%

Early Week Series

Rays at Tigers

Tampa Bay, trolling the Angels since 2009. First they trade the Angels Bad Scott Kazmir, before we realized he was actually a phoenix and he turned into Again Good Scott Kazmir. Then they traded the Halos Matt Joyce. And now Kevin Kiermaier is stealing Mike Trout’s moves.

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Screw this team.

Root: Tigers

Indians at White Sox

Neither of these teams will make the playoffs, but I have a Facebook “friend” that is a Cleveland fan and he made fun of the Angels after last week’s sweep.

Root: White Sox and pettiness.

Astros at A’s

Only 5-1/2 games back. Anything is possible when you use your…

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Root: A’s

Rangers at Mariners

As Jack Z was drug out of Mariners HQ by security, I imagine this is how he felt about Jesus Montero. And Justin Smoak. And Dustin Ackley. And Mike Zunino. And…

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Root: Mariners

Twins at Royals

OK now THIS is the series where the Twins finally start losing, right?

Root: Royals

Weekend Series

Jays at Yankees

Look at these people. They don’t deserve nice things.

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Root: Jays

Royals at Orioles

RIP, Orioles.

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Root: Royals

Red Sox at Rays

Sometimes we have to do bad things for those we love; in this case, that means rooting for Boston to take down the Rays, who are two games behind the Angels. Ugh.

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Root: Red Sox

A’s at Rangers

We really need the A’s to win. Don’t count on it because baseball is the worst.

Root: A’s

Twins at White Sox

It’s September. For real, how are the Twins still a thing?

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Root: White Sox

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