Arrivederci, Kobe

Arrivederci, Kobe

Our favorite fraud, Kobe Bryant, now says he's open to playing in Europe – specifically Italy.

“I’d go. I’d probably go,” said Bryant, during a USA Basketball press conference on Friday morning. “Like Milan or something like that, where I grew up or something like that… Peace out.”
Bryant continued: “Do you know any reasonable person that would turn down 50 (million dollars)?”

Kobe's finally realizing that his Lakers are never going to beat the Celtics, so the next best thing is to take the money and run.

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