The long goodbye

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It’s been a solid four months since I’ve sat down to write something that could even be loosely considered Penguins…

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R2G6 RECAP: More Human Than Human

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Turns out the Penguins can’t win Stanley Cups forever. Nope, these guys are human, after all, and winning three Cups…

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SERIES PREVIEW: Eat. Sleep. Eliminate. Repeat.

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The second round of the NHL Playoffs starts today, and that can only mean one thing: Pens vs. Caps. History…

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SERIES PREVIEW: Orange and Gold

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Unless you’re one of those Penguins fans who obsesses over details such as who the backup goalie should be, back-to-back…

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Long Island Leftovers

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The Penguins were in a pretty nice spot last night, all things considered. Well rested after a five-day break in…

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Long Island Leftovers

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The Penguins were in a pretty nice spot last night, all things considered. Well rested after a five-day break in…

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Gord from Canada makes a good point

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Besides having an awesome last name, Gord Miller doesn’t bring much to the table for me. He’s your typical old…

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It’s Phil and Geno’s world and the rest of us are just lucky to be living in it

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Chilling 🙂 @PKessel81 #LetsGoPens pic.twitter.com/N9nIqSPTPA — Evgeni Malkin (@emalkin71geno) February 1, 2018 Phil Kessel and Evgeni Malkin are basically a…

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Don’t look now but here come the Penguins

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Tale as old as time True as it can be Losing never ends Then here come the trends Unexpectedly Just…

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Today in Penguins Trade Rumors

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It’s almost February, which means Good Ole GMJR should be about ready to emerge from the mall massage chair where…

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RECAP: Not a creature was stirring

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Man, the Pens needed this one. A loss would have dropped them to last in the Metro, and boy, oh…

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RECAP: Digging deep

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The Pens are officially back. The two-and-a-half-month hangover is over. The worst part of their dreadful schedule that saw them…

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RECAP: Whatcha gonna do, brother?

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Maybe it’s the back-to-back Cup wins. Maybe it’s because it’s November. Maybe it’s because — despite the lackluster results —…

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RECAP: Recalculating. Pens lose, make trade.

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The Pens lost in another back-to-back situation, once again getting their teeth kicked in, this time it was 7-1 in…

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PODCAST: Rich and Meesh don’t care right now

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It’s the second week of the regular season. Meesh is slowly rounding into form but Rich is barely coherent. Some…

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RECAP: SATURDAY NIGHT’S ALL RIGHT

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It took two games but the Pens got their shit together. A little reminder that they are the reigning champions…

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Pensblog State of the Union 2017-18: One more for the road

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We are five — count them — five days away from the start of the NHL season. Jesus, where did…

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The Penguins and free agency: Dos and don’ts

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The Penguins won their second straight Stanley Cup a little over a week ago, but since the season never really…

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Penguins 2017-18 Schedule is Out

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Hockey season ended like 12 minutes ago, so let’s get ready for the next one. Notables: Fleury’s return to Pittsburgh…

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Justin Schultz became a meme in exactly 19 minutes

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Justin Schultz became a meme in like 22 minutes. — Jesse Marshall (@jmarshfof) June 14, 2017 Schultz had a good…

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The Stanley Cup champs’ playoff highlights set in Primetime

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Every Penguins postseason goal serenaded by the most iconic music known to man next to the Star Spangled Banner. The…

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The end of the road for Marc-Andre Fleury

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We all kind of assumed this was it, but as it turns out, Fleury knew his days in Pittsburgh were…

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RECAP: Kings Stay Kings. The Penguins repeat as Stanley Cup Champions.

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The Pittsburgh Penguins are once again the reigning, defending, undisputed, back-to-back champions of the NHL. It’s remarkable, really. Back-to-back championships…

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The Phlegm Files: ESPN is right, Crosby and Malkin’s legacies are on the line

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ESPN recently laid off most of their staff in exchange for having Stephen A. Smith write almost all of their…

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RECAP: Catfished

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The alternative title to this post was “Gone Fishing” because that’s basically what happened to the Penguins after the first…

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Have a great goalie? The Pens can break him

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Sergei Bobrovsky, Braden Holtby, Criag Anderson and Pekka Rinne have a lot in common besides being employed as NHL goaltenders….

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PODCAST: Rich and Meesh – Miscellaneous Thoughts

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Rich Miller joins the show again as he and Meesh talk about the Stanley Cup Final and a nonsensical Game…

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Pensblog True Detective: Nashville Predators Edition

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Everyone is in love with the Predators right now. They’re the 16-seed that swept and embarrassed the Blackhawks, which is…

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RECAP: Spit shine your shoes, baby. The Penguins are going back to the Stanley Cup Final.

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Two straight years of this shit, man. What a run this team has had. What a ride it’s been to…

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