The long goodbye
| Leave a CommentIt’s been a solid four months since I’ve sat down to write something that could even be loosely considered Penguins…
Read moreR2G6 RECAP: More Human Than Human
/ | Leave a CommentTurns out the Penguins can’t win Stanley Cups forever. Nope, these guys are human, after all, and winning three Cups…
Read moreSERIES PREVIEW: Eat. Sleep. Eliminate. Repeat.
/ | Leave a CommentThe second round of the NHL Playoffs starts today, and that can only mean one thing: Pens vs. Caps. History…
Read moreSERIES PREVIEW: Orange and Gold
/ | Leave a CommentUnless you’re one of those Penguins fans who obsesses over details such as who the backup goalie should be, back-to-back…
Read moreLong Island Leftovers
| Leave a CommentThe Penguins were in a pretty nice spot last night, all things considered. Well rested after a five-day break in…
Read moreLong Island Leftovers
/ | Leave a CommentThe Penguins were in a pretty nice spot last night, all things considered. Well rested after a five-day break in…
Read moreGord from Canada makes a good point
| Leave a CommentBesides having an awesome last name, Gord Miller doesn’t bring much to the table for me. He’s your typical old…
Read moreIt’s Phil and Geno’s world and the rest of us are just lucky to be living in it
| Leave a CommentChilling š @PKessel81 #LetsGoPens pic.twitter.com/N9nIqSPTPA — Evgeni Malkin (@emalkin71geno) February 1, 2018 Phil Kessel and Evgeni Malkin are basically a…
Read moreDon’t look now but here come the Penguins
| Leave a CommentTale as old as time True as it can be Losing never ends Then here come the trends Unexpectedly Just…
Read moreToday in Penguins Trade Rumors
| Leave a CommentIt’s almost February, which means Good Ole GMJR should be about ready to emerge from the mall massage chair where…
Read moreRECAP: Not a creature was stirring
| Leave a CommentMan, the Pens needed this one. A loss would have dropped them to last in the Metro, and boy, oh…
Read moreRECAP: Digging deep
| Leave a CommentThe Pens are officially back. The two-and-a-half-month hangover is over. The worst part of their dreadful schedule that saw them…
Read moreRECAP: Whatcha gonna do, brother?
| Leave a CommentMaybe it’s the back-to-back Cup wins. Maybe it’s because it’s November. Maybe it’s because — despite the lackluster results —…
Read moreRECAP: Recalculating. Pens lose, make trade.
| Leave a CommentThe Pens lost in another back-to-back situation, once again getting their teeth kicked in, this time it was 7-1 in…
Read morePODCAST: Rich and Meesh don’t care right now
| Leave a CommentIt’s the second week of the regular season. Meesh is slowly rounding into form but Rich is barely coherent. Some…
Read moreRECAP: SATURDAY NIGHT’S ALL RIGHT
| Leave a CommentIt took two games but the Pens got their shit together. A little reminder that they are the reigning champions…
Read morePensblog State of the Union 2017-18: One more for the road
| Leave a CommentWe are five — count them — five days away from the start of the NHL season. Jesus, where did…
Read moreThe Penguins and free agency: Dos and don’ts
| Leave a CommentThe Penguins won their second straight Stanley Cup a little over a week ago, but since the season never really…
Read morePenguins 2017-18 Schedule is Out
| Leave a CommentHockey season ended like 12 minutes ago, so let’s get ready for the next one. Notables: Fleury’s return to Pittsburgh…
Read moreJustin Schultz became a meme in exactly 19 minutes
| Leave a CommentJustin Schultz became a meme in like 22 minutes. — Jesse Marshall (@jmarshfof) June 14, 2017 Schultz had a good…
Read moreThe Stanley Cup champs’ playoff highlights set in Primetime
| Leave a CommentEvery Penguins postseason goal serenaded by the most iconic music known to man next to the Star Spangled Banner. The…
Read moreThe end of the road for Marc-Andre Fleury
| Leave a CommentWe all kind of assumed this was it, but as it turns out, Fleury knew his days in Pittsburgh were…
Read moreRECAP: Kings Stay Kings. The Penguins repeat as Stanley Cup Champions.
| Leave a CommentThe Pittsburgh Penguins are once again the reigning, defending, undisputed, back-to-back champions of the NHL. It’s remarkable, really. Back-to-back championships…
Read moreThe Phlegm Files: ESPN is right, Crosby and Malkin’s legacies are on the line
| Leave a CommentESPN recently laid off most of their staff in exchange for having Stephen A. Smith write almost all of their…
Read moreRECAP: Catfished
| Leave a CommentThe alternative title to this post was “Gone Fishing” because that’s basically what happened to the Penguins after the first…
Read moreHave a great goalie? The Pens can break him
| Leave a CommentSergei Bobrovsky, Braden Holtby, Criag Anderson and Pekka Rinne have a lot in common besides being employed as NHL goaltenders….
Read morePODCAST: Rich and Meesh – Miscellaneous Thoughts
| Leave a CommentRich Miller joins the show again as he and Meesh talk about the Stanley Cup Final and a nonsensical Game…
Read morePensblog True Detective: Nashville Predators Edition
| Leave a CommentEveryone is in love with the Predators right now. They’re the 16-seed that swept and embarrassed the Blackhawks, which is…
Read moreRECAP: Spit shine your shoes, baby. The Penguins are going back to the Stanley Cup Final.
| Leave a CommentTwo straight years of this shit, man. What a run this team has had. What a ride it’s been to…
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