Recap 19: The Lying Lies & Dirty Secrets Of Blackwood

Friday night the Pens rolled into what has largely been a house of horrors for them over the past couple…

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Dying Alive: “It’s the equivalent of 137 sinkholes.”

[protected-iframe id=”194898c34867b5f26148a34bcec1533c-142507471-50437453″ info=”https://open.spotify.com/embed-podcast/episode/3fBb4xXnNz7VRKvN0Vvco8″ width=”100%” height=”232″ frameborder=”0″] Welcome back to Dying Alive. This week, Jesse, Mike, and Pat talk about Crosby’s…

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Dying Alive: “Make sure you pick up that name you just dropped.”

[protected-iframe id=”aa137c3e7687f6f71208976213cac29f-142507471-50437453″ info=”https://open.spotify.com/embed-podcast/episode/4v740Qz3Tk9B84ZGmkCC49″ width=”100%” height=”232″ frameborder=”0″] Welcome back to Dying Alive. This week, Jesse, Mike, and Pat talk about the…

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TRADE: Pens Send Gudbranson To Anaheim For Andreas Martinsen

Well, well, well…GMJR you sneaky old fiend. The Pens have sent one of their two anchors on the blue line…

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Dying Alive: “That’s not analytics, that’s basic statistics.”

[protected-iframe id=”0621de3530f5ded549b76308ece6336d-142507471-50437453″ info=”https://open.spotify.com/embed-podcast/episode/0mzxFPaIavW9mp5RGFPzSW” width=”100%” height=”232″ frameborder=”0″] Jesse, Mike and Pat talk about the Penguins recent five-game win streak, how it…

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Recap 07: The Cole Harbor Bowl

Good morning, Colorado.  Real nice unbeaten streak you’ve got there. Sure would be a shame if…someone…ended it… Brandon Tanev, with…

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Gameday 4: Pens vs. Ducks

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Well, here we are. We’re four games into the season and it’s been a doozy, to say the least. Let’s…

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Dying Alive: “We may be Stanley Cup champions, but we’re still the Penguins.”

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Dying Alive: “Maybe it’s Erik Estrada, you don’t know.”

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[soundcloud url=”https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/689322901?secret_token=s-6Z4Ka” params=”color=#ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true” width=”100%” height=”166″ iframe=”true” /] The whole squad is back. Jesse returns from his Olive Garden adventure to…

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Preseason Game 5: Go To The Net, Pens Win 4-2

One more to go. One more and you can finally stop asking #IsItOctoberYet? Check a calendar, you stooges. It’s not….

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Dying Alive: “I really want to know if Milan has good breadsticks.”

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[protected-iframe id=”4f8a34fc288437ff39bd8c95374384f9-142507471-50437453″ info=”https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/685897669%3Fsecret_token%3Ds-yz3xE&color=%23ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true” width=”100%” height=”166″ scrolling=”no”] Welcome back to Dying Alive! Hockey is right around the corner and before it…

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Preseason Game 2: Getting A Legare Up, Pens Win 4-1

It’s almost here. You can feel it in the air. It’s a little bit crisper. The days are getting ever…

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Dying Alive: “How do ya do, Mario Lemieux?”

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A Team In The Wilderness: How Did The Penguins Get Here?

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So, I wanted to write this for a while, but I also wanted to let the dust settle and collect…

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FATHER’S DAY: Matt Cullen Calls It A Career

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If you, like me, don’t follow depth players around the league as closely as you should, when the Penguins signed…

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Dying Alive: “If you think you got me, you’re dumb.”

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[protected-iframe id=”65d68025f0b4a85d1ad224a0b045ed54-142507471-50437453″ info=”https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/645018027%3Fsecret_token%3Ds-SmHNS&color=%23ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true” width=”100%” height=”166″ scrolling=”no”] …and we’re back! The Penguins traded Phil Kessel. Why is Jim Rutherford doing what…

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MONDAY READER: The Epic That Was Three Straight Penguins-Capitals Series

As fans of the Pittsburgh Penguins, the second round in 2016, 2017 and 2018 were some stressful times.  We went…

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Brooks Orpik Calls It A Career After 16 Seasons

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The year is 2000.  You’re listening to Vertical Horizon and Matchbox Twenty on your Sony Walkman after you heard about…

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MONDAY READER: NHL GMs, Please Don’t Learn The Wrong Lessons From The SCF

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Hello, National Hockey League General Managers, it is I, your friendly neighborhood blogger. As your friendly neighborhood blogger, I’m here…

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MONDAY READER: Fixing NHL Officiating

Welcome to The Monday reader, a once-a-week or once-ever-other-week column looking at the NHL, Penguins and other scattered thoughts. There…

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Dying Alive: “You let the inmates run the asylum.”

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#PhilKesselWeek Some Scattered Thoughts About Phil

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Let’s talk about Phil Kessel, shall we? No, no, I don’t mean what he brings to the table as a…

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Dying Alive: “Oh, you got that Arby’s money!”

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[soundcloud url=”https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/620829879?secret_token=s-P8Re4″ params=”color=#ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true” width=”100%” height=”166″ iframe=”true” /] It’s a new kind of episode!! With Jesse on the shelf for this…

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Dying Alive: “The adults in the room refuse to be adults.”

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[protected-iframe id=”43b91c5655c716f1614378336334d78a-142507471-50437453″ info=”https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/617842965%3Fsecret_token%3Ds-NyfX4&color=%23ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true” width=”100%” height=”166″ scrolling=”no”] After taking a week off, we’re back! We discuss the Pens trade rumors, the…

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Dying Alive: “Let’s say we were arguing with a flat-earther.”

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[protected-iframe id=”11528b3ab7ec221f90d025de3a5b5e7c-142507471-50437453″ info=”https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/610719870&color=%23ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true” width=”100%” height=”166″ scrolling=”no”] The Penguins got swept. GMJR has takes. We dissect what went wrong, what they…

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Dying Alive: “It’s awful, it’s absolutely awful.”

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[protected-iframe id=”c4c53d40e0b175b802fdbf2fb45ba81b-142507471-50437453″ info=”https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/606688158%3Fsecret_token%3Ds-4Vci9&color=%23ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true” width=”100%” height=”166″ scrolling=”no”] The Penguins are down 3-0 in their opening series against the Islanders. How likely…

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Gameday R1G2: Penguins @ Islanders

Well, I hope everyone put away their lucky jerseys, burned their favorite hats and planned a vacation for next week,…

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Dying Alive: “We got a proper thigh-rubber here.”

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[protected-iframe id=”80ec4980e80d6b3da9d633eda628e60e-142507471-50437453″ info=”https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/603142680%3Fsecret_token%3Ds-ZGw2K&color=%23ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true” width=”100%” height=”166″ scrolling=”no”] It’s the Penguins vs. the Islanders in round one and we’ve got your series…

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Dying Alive: “Did you get that outfit from Gabe’s?”

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[soundcloud url=”https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/599633070?secret_token=s-zwVaR” params=”color=#ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true” width=”100%” height=”166″ iframe=”true” /] Dying Alive can officially rent a car and the insurance isn’t that high….

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