Coronavirus Edition: Let’s see how the Penguins are handling the quarantine thus far

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First thing’s first. I was never fired from the Pensblog. In fact, I quit! Don’t believe Jeff, Pete or any…

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#TBT: Power Ranking Phil Kessel’s Top 10 Moments as a Pittsburgh Penguin :(

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Look, let’s face it. We all know it’s coming. It could happen today. It could happen tomorrow. It could happen…

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The Pensblog’s second annual ‘Who played f—ed up?’ list: Post 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs edition

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Well, that was quick, wasn’t it? In case you missed it last year, I started a new tradition over here…

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#TBT: Things going on in the world the last time the Pittsburgh Penguins didn’t win a playoff game in a season

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It still probably hasn’t sunk in by now that the 2018-2019 Pittsburgh Penguins’ season is over. And to be quite…

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R1G2 RECAP: Gotta lose two to win the series in six! Islanders drop Pens, 3-1, to take 2-0 series lead

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As the old adage goes, “gotta lose two games to win the series in six.” Let’s not forget that, folk’s. Contrary…

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#TBT: Friendly reminder that former Penguins goalie, Thomas Greiss, once referred to PPG Paints Arena as “pretty dead” after making his debut with the Islanders in 2015

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Pittsburgh Sporting News – Former Penguins goaltender Thomas Greiss caused a stir on Monday after making his debut with the…

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Kris Letang just posted a 49 second pump up video that will make you want to run directly through a wall

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Ready. #LetsGoPens pic.twitter.com/Bm5EzvhVwY — Kristopher Letang (@Letang_58) April 9, 2019 I just came in my pants. If this video doesn’t…

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Game 1 isn’t even until Wednesday, and it’s safe to say Islanders fans are already trying to nuke themselves

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Currently tailgating for Wrestlemania pic.twitter.com/hed9t4tJPd — Hank (@DeionHD) April 7, 2019 The schedule for Round 1 between the Pens and…

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#TBT: F-ck David Volek (and reasons why the Islanders suck)

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Start getting pissed off. Not tomorrow. Not next week. Now. Mandatory watch: You already know the story (or maybe you…

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#TBT: Former Penguins head coach, Michel Therrien, once told Marc-Andre Fleury that he was the worst 1st overall draft pick he’s ever seen

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Welcome back to another edition of #TBT where just about every other month I cherry pick content courtesy of former…

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#TBT: Friendly reminder that the Pittsburgh Penguins’ 2011-2013 dark blue alternate uniforms were actually way more cursed (and possibly uglier) than their 2019 Stadium Series’ counterparts

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Before we begin here, let’s start with the obvious – both of these sweaters absolutely fucking stink out loud. STINK!…

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#TBT: ‘Shades of Mario!’ – It was at this exact moment 12 and a half years ago that we all knew Evgeni Malkin was going to be a superstar in the NHL

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A lot has been written about the “101st” best hockey player of all-time over the past 48 hours or so….

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RECAP 69: #Nice Win! Pens snap Boston’s 19-game point streak, drop the Bruins 4-2 in regulation

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Boston. The city that seems to win everything except for the fact that the Bruins haven’t done so in almost…

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Former NHLer/Pittsburgh Penguin, Zach Boychuk, pulls ultimate scumbag move, unfollows over 800,000 people on twitter

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If you happen to be a sports fan in any capacity who has operated a twitter account over the past…

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#TBT: An all-time ‘Jeopardy!’ screw up involving the Pittsburgh Penguins #TrebekStrong

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So as you’ve probably heard by now, longtime “Jeopardy!” host, Alex Trebek, announced yesterday that he was recently diagnosed with…

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#TBT: Former Pens head coach, Michel Therrien, once fired the team’s ‘omelette guy’ because the Penguins started off their season slow

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(Scroll to 5:30 – 6:35 for the full Michel Therrien story.) At this point in time, you can basically almost…

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RECAP 62: Philly trashed. Pens lose Letang, Dumoulin, and the game (4-3).

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8LLKO0-PAE *pretend it’s Monday night and that Hank Williams is actually just singing about hockey instead of football and the…

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#TBT: Watch these two drunk Flyers fans attempting to help one another out lead you into the spirit of the Stadium Series

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https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1071785610539659264 With the Stadium Series coming up this Saturday, I figured there’s no better way to get Pens fans excited…

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RECAP 57: The best player in the world extends his record to 6-0 versus Connor McDavid as the Pens drops the Oilers, 3-1

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PREGAME Ahhhhh, another edition of Wednesday Rivalry Night Hockey! You know what that means – Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh…

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#TBT: The secret to Jaromir Jagr’s hockey career longevity? Answer: 1,000 squats per day since the age of 7 (and a bunch of other crazy stuff).

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Being the resident crossfitter here at the Pensblog (not to brag), I find myself uniquely qualified to tackle the important…

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#TBT: The Penguins have been astronomical good since I attempted the 3-on-3 challenge (and Pat and I will be practicing for the next attempt by doing another hotdog challenge next week)

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Alright, so I know what you’re probably thinking. There goes Peep making this all about him again. Well, listen up…

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#TBT: 10-Year Challenge – Pittsburgh Penguins edition

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Alright, first thing’s first. Let’s just get this out of the way. The person who started this challenge can go…

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RECAP 42: Blackhawks beat the Penguins 5-3 to snap the Pens’ 8-game winning streak. Update: the Blackhawks (and the Bears) still suck.

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PREGAME First and foremost, I want to officially welcome back the final and remaining Pens fans who decided to re-join…

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#TBT: Sidney Crosby gets suspended one game for skipping the 2015 NHL All-Star Game due to injury

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Pittsburgh Tribune-Review – Coach Mike Johnston didn’t even know about the policy. Neither did right wing Craig Adams, the Penguins’…

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RECAP 37: Phil-ing it! Pens drop the Red Wings 5-2 to extend their winning streak to four

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PREGAME Any time Dan Bylsma comes back to town it’s always nice to sit back and reminisce about how many…

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#TBT: “The Comeback 2.0” – 18 years ago today, Mario Lemieux returned to the NHL after spending nearly four years in retirement

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There are few moments in life where you remember exactly where you were and what you were doing. Sure, most…

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