Big Baby serves up some inspiration

(NSFW language in clip)

"We went through too many ups and downs to lose like this," Davis said.
"Out of all the teams in the league we were the one that struggled. We
were the one that went through the bumps and bruises. We went through
the, 'we're old.' We went through the 'oh, they can't play, they're
going to get beat by Cleveland, get beat by Orlando.' We're here now, in
spite of what everyone else thinks.

"So you think we're just
going to let this go? No. We accept the challenge to win the
championship. We want it. It's that point blank simple. We could have
gave up a long time ago. We could have gave up a long time ago and
looked forward to next year. But no, we're here. So we're going to take
it while we are here. We understand we've been through the ups and down
and deserve it more than them"

(Via Pro Basketball Talk)

I was hoping to save the Bluto speech for tomorrow… but it just fit.  Honestly, if we were casting Celtics for Animal House, is there any more perfect person to play Bluto other than Big Baby?

So Kobe…. DEAD!

… Gasol… DEAD!

… Phil Jackson….. DEAD!

Viva Big Baby!

Want to cast the rest of the movie with Celtics?  Go for it in the comments.  I think KG or Sheed would play Daniel Simpson Day.  You know one of those two crazy bastards would be driving that tank car thing in the parade.