Big Disappointment: John Sterling’s Jesus Montero Home Run Calls

When Jesus Montero was called up to the majors, I asked my Facebook friends to predict what John Sterling’s home run call would be. I got lots of responses, such as “Jesus Montero Superstar,” “Jesus Juiced One,” and even “Holy Moses, Jesus Crucified it.” And people were very interested in the subject.

So when Montero hit his first home run, I expected something maybe show-tunes related from Sterling. Something memorable. Instead, we got “Jesus is loose.” What? He had all weekend to come up with something catchy, and we got a cheesy knockoff from “The Goose Is Loose”? Puh-lease.

And when Montero hit his second home run of the day, Sterling expanded on his call, saying “Jesus has been turned loose.” Really? What is this, some Unleash the Kraken reference or something? Hate it. Back to the drawing board, John!

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Something else I wasn’t crazy about were Brian Cashman’s comments the other day on Montero. He told ESPN’s Ian O’Connor that “In terms of hitting ability, Montero can be a Manny Ramirez or a Miguel Cabrera.” He also said, “As a catcher, he’s got a cannon for an arm. As far as everything and what I want him to be, I want him to be Jorge Posada. He has a chance to bat third or fourth. He has the potential to be a beast in the middle of our lineup.”
What, why not throw in Babe Ruth, Ted Williams, and Yogi Berra to make the comparisons even more hard to live up to? Good grief.

I fail to see how hyping up a rookie so much is a good thing.

How about being happy for now if Montero can be better than Francisco Cervelli? Isn’t that enough at the moment?

And when I told Squawker Jon what Cashman said, he snapped back, “Then why did Cashman try to trade Montero for two months of Cliff Lee?” Good point!
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