Cardinals hate is so hot right now.
So hot.
ITEM 1: Bill Murray says Cardinals are “Satan’s messengers on Earth“.
I don’t know about you guys, but I love this. Murray is an unabashed Cubs fan. He should feel like this. There’s nothing better than some good sports hate. And if you’re going to talk smack – make it funny.
ITEM 2: Pirates fans create ‘Top 50 Reasons To #HateTheCards‘
Is it too late to add Carlos Martinez’s destruction of your lineup on Thursday night to the list? That has to make a top 50 list, right?
In the spirit of lists, let’s call out the ‘5 Burns That Were Actually Funny’:
- Clark Griswold had his hubcaps stolen when he asked for directions in St. Louis.
- They used to be called the “St. Louis Perfectos” (of course).
- We’re sick of hearing that Matt Adams is from Slippery Rock.
- Gary Gaetti didn’t have ear flaps on his helmet.
- Paula Deen is a Cardinals fan.
I mean, I guess we should respond? How’s THIS? That good?
Embrace the hate, Cardinal Nation. We’ve been the new Yankees for years. And you know what the Yankees would love? To be talked about again. Means they’d be good.
Photo: Bill. Motherfucking. Murray.
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