God bless the offseason? Why? Well, the offseason gives us alumni luncheons and other events where coaches get to bloviate. prognosticate, and basically shit talk for an hour, while (especially in Brady Hoke's case) stuff their fat fucking mouth with as much free food as possible.
For example, I give you Brady Hoke:
Hoke says Notre Dame is "chickening out" of its series with Michigan. Notes ND is still playing Michigan State.
— Kyle Meinke (@kmeinke) May 13, 2013
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(Gets loud applause, of course)
— Kyle Meinke (@kmeinke) May 13, 2013
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Truth and reason have no place at these events- especially when even the drapes are covered in BBQ sauce.
Per usual… FUCK MICHIGAN.
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