Brian Cashman Claims He Never Wanted to Be GM of the Yankees

Brian Cashman and Theo Epstein did one of those “A Conversation With…” blah blah blah type things in Connecticut the other day. And to my complete lack of surprise, Cashman kept up his record about complaining about his job more than anybody in the history of the world, griping about how difficult George Steinbrenner was, and even claiming that Cashman didn’t ever really want to be GM of the Yanks. (Really?)

“I never wanted to be the general manager of the New York Yankees,” Brian Cashman said, according to Yahoo Sports. “I still don’t.” Dylan Stableford, the writer of the article, said, “You would think he was joking, but he said it twice.”

Brian is babbling sheer nonsense. Why does Cashman say this type of hokum? What is his point, exactly? It’s about as believable of the Southern woman who spends days and dollars buying the right dress, then says, “Oh, this old thing” when complimented on it. Fiddle-dee-dee!

The thing is, you don’t work your way up the food chain, putting in the crazy, long hours that MLB front office people do, if you don’t have your eye on some kind of prize at the end. I interviewed some MLB staffers for an upcoming magazine article, and every single person said how long the hours were. Every day. All year. So why did Cashman put in those sort of hours? Because it was all so he could one day have the honor of being a celebrity bartender at Foley’s?
  
And why did Cash not just stay as general manager since 1998, but just sign a new contract with the Yankees, if he really didn’t want to be the GM? Because he just wanted to get a chance to rappel down Yankee Stadium in the future?

Here’s more from the event. George Steinbrenner “would overreact in every inning. Every inning of every game was Armageddon. He was that way,” Cashman said, according to ESPN New York. “That was tough to work through, it really was because everything was the short term, here and now, there was no long term, it was what are you doing in this moment and how are you doing, if you are doing well in this moment.” 

Complaining about Steinbrenner being a tough boss is like somebody dating Kim Kardashian in 2012 and griping that she’s more interested in publicity than love. You go to work for Steinbrenner, you can’t expect sunshine and lollipops every minute.

But even then, we know that the Boss wasn’t as tough in the later years as his reputation, and various health reasons ended the Steinbrenner of old. If he were the same old Steinbrenner, heads would have rolled after 2004, for one thing. Yet everybody in power got to keep their jobs after the worst collapse in MLB history. How did that work?
At any rate, nothing is more tedious than hearing people of privilege like Cashman, who have money and fame and power, gripe about how hard their lives are. He ought to team up with actress Katherine Heigl, who is known to do the same sort of moaning about how brutal her life is. Maybe they can go visit some people struggling right here in the good ol’ USA, and see how good they have it. Or maybe they can make their tales of woe into a movie — “Two for the Money.”

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