With the season fast approaching BMR will be rolling out our obligatory season previews division-by-division over the coming week. Today, we’ll be taking a look at the Central division.
In the great tradition of The Vapors (I’m stealing this from Mattblack, thanks honey!), I am turning Japanese. Once again, I am using haiku, this time to preview the Central division.
Chicago Blackhawks:
Sakic’s boy, ghost Bill Wirtz says
“Don’t get too cocky”
Detroit Red Wings:
Swede (ish) team, classy
Strong presence, good D, big beards
Columbus Blue Jackets:
The Jackets of Blue
Really now, who are these guys?
Rick m-effin Nash
Nashville Predators:
Kanye West appears–YO,LD, I’mma let you finish, but Matsuo Bashō had some of the best haikus of ALL TIME!
(You guys knew that was coming, right?)
St. Louis Blues (This haiku is dedicated to my very special friends at St. Louis Game Time and their wonderful DrinkScotch Center):
Blues up, and then down
Down and up, again, again
Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink
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