You remember that Turner popped a knock off Jonathan Papelbon in the spring and figure, why the hell not? So you go with the redheaded stepchild.
Turner plays well over the course a two week period. But Turner hears a Citi Field heckler call him a no-good ginger. And he goes into a mental and statistical tailspin. He then comes to your office and asks for some advice. Your choices:
Give him a detailed history of every heckle you’ve ever heard while you were playing in the minors, and let him know you’re on his side. Or …
Call him a cry-baby and tell him to sack up.
To use your gentle hand, click here.
To go the Full Metal Jacket route on him, click here.
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