Choose Your Own Second Baseman: Hunt For Red October

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You remember that Turner popped a knock off Jonathan Papelbon in the spring and figure, why the hell not?  So you go with the redheaded stepchild.

Turner plays well over the course a two week period.  But Turner hears a Citi Field heckler call him a no-good ginger.  And he goes into a mental and statistical tailspin.  He then comes to your office and asks for some advice.  Your choices:

Give him a detailed history of every heckle you’ve ever heard while you were playing in the minors, and let him know you’re on his side.  Or …

Call him a cry-baby and tell him to sack up.

To use your gentle hand, click here.
To go the Full Metal Jacket route on him, click here.

Not sure how you got here?  Click here to go back to the beginning of this baseball adventure.

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