From his long, stringy hair to his dirty beard, Colby Rasmus has, of late, been the physical embodiment of not giving a rat’s ass.
Seriously, if dude were to rip off his jersey to reveal he had a tattoo across his back of Calvin peeing on anything (everything?)…would anyone be surprised? Probably not.
YOLO, right?
That said, that Mose Schrute-inspired beard he trotted out to the Tampa Bay Rays picture day shouldn’t have shocked anyone…but it was still pretty unsettling.
.@MrColbyJack 🤔 pic.twitter.com/z3VmlMhYUY
— Cut4 (@Cut4) February 22, 2017
But then…this.
For all interested parties: pic.twitter.com/K0mGz9hOEQ
— Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball) February 22, 2017
Yeah, that’s a freshly clean-shaven Rasmus chilling out in the Rays clubhouse before Wednesday’s workouts. Seriously, the only facial hair on the eight-year veteran is the mustache on his shirt.
Somewhere, there’s a kid looking to change up his Halloween costume.
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