Damonism

In the beginning Damon created the heavens and the earth. And the earth was waste and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep: and the Spirit of Damon moved upon the face of the waters And Damon said, Let there be light: and there was light. And Damon saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And God called the light Boston, and the darkness he called the New York. And there was evening and there was morning, one day.
And Damon said, Let there be a wall in the midst of the cities, and let it divide cities from the cities. And Damon made the Green Monster, and divided the cities which were under the firmament from the cities which were above the firmament: and it was so. And God called the firmament Fenway Park. And there was evening and there was morning, a second day.
And Damon said, Let the cities under the Green Monster be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. And Damon called the dry land Fenway Park; and the gathering together of the waters called he Cask N’ Flagon: and Damon saw that it was good. And Damon said, Let Fenway Park put forth grass, herbs yielding seed, and seats bearing fans after their kind, wherein is the seed thereof, upon Fenway Park: and it was so. And Fenway Park brought forth grass, herbs yielding seed after their kind, and stands bearing fans, wherein is the seed thereof, after their kind: and Damon saw that it was good. And there was evening and there was morning, a third day.
And Damon said, Let there be lights in the firmament of Boston to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days and years and let them be for lights in the firmament of Boston to give light upon Fenway Park: and it was so. And Damon made the two great lights; the greater light [the sun] to rule Boston, and the lesser light [the light towers] to rule the night: he made the light bulbs also. And Damon set them in the firmament of Boston to give light upon Fenway Park, and to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and Damon saw that it was good. And there was evening and there was morning, a fourth day.
And Damon said, Let the stands swarm with swarms of living creatures, and let baseballs fly above the earth in the open firmament of Boston. And Damon created the great Sox fanatics, and every living creature that moveth, wherewith the stands swarmed, after their kind, and every winged bird after its kind: and Damon saw that it was good. And Damon blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the seats in the stands, and let baseballs multiply on the earth. And there was evening and there was morning, a fifth day.
And Damon said, Let Fenway Park bring forth living creatures after their kind, players, and fans, and beasts of the earth after their kind: and it was so. And Damon made the beasts of the earth after their kind, and the players after their kind, and every fan after its kind: and Damon saw that it was good. And Damon said, Let us make Theo in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the baseballs of the stadium, and over the bats of Boston, and over the players, and over all Fenway Park, and over every fan that creepeth upon the earth. And Damon created Theo in his own image, in the image of Damon created he him; male and female created he fans. And Damon blessed them: and Damon said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish Fenway Park, and subdue it; and have dominion over the baseballs of the stadium, and over the bats of Boston, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. And Damon said, Behold, I have given you every ball yielding mud, which is upon the face of all Fenway Park, and every bat, in which is the fruit of a tree yielding wood; to you it shall be for food: and to every beast of the earth, and to every ball of the Park, and to every fan that creepeth upon Boston, wherein there is life, I have given every Fenway Frank for food: and it was so. And Damon saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And there was evening and there was morning, the sixth day.
And Boston and Fenway Park were finished, and all the host of them. And on the seventh day Damon finished his work which he had made; and he played on the seventh day from all his work which he had made. And Damon blessed the seventh day, and hallowed it; because that in it he played in all his work which Damon had created and made. And that day doth be April 16th.
Damon’s Disciples do be Jason, Kevin, Mark, Anthony, William, Manuel, Gabriel, and David. Damon’s Disciples and he do set forward to conquer the darkness, and do they will April 16th!