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So the Team DOY decided to pack their shit, tie on their pretty little bonnets and head west to see who’s strong enough to survive and who’s gonna call to dysentery. We call it #DaysofYOrregon.
Let's Play #OregonTrailboys pic.twitter.com/RfAAe6sBcj
— Days of Y'Orr (@DaysofYOrr) January 8, 2015
Didn’t even travel a single mile before Pez got us lost…
must be from the snow. pic.twitter.com/awFHnFKKiK
— Days of Y'Orr (@DaysofYOrr) January 8, 2015
Huzzah we have arrived. What a gorgeous place. pic.twitter.com/JppM79i21m
— Days of Y'Orr (@DaysofYOrr) January 8, 2015
The team caulked the wagon and floated across the Kansas just fine. The Big Blue, however, proved a bit too much for the squad.
Note to self: Discussing Milan Lucic in caulked wagon will lead to disaster. pic.twitter.com/mrhnam84ng
— Days of Y'Orr (@DaysofYOrr) January 8, 2015
Who needed those fuckers, anyways?
During the journey, Jon had the misfortune of looking at some Bruins stats for the year. Appalled, he lit it on fire and things got out of hand…
stop playing Pitbull, I said.
listen, they did not. http://t.co/dN1zIVgDYQ— Days of Y'Orr (@DaysofYOrr) January 8, 2015
Pretty sure the gang is riding buff at this point — if they weren’t already.
Then illness strikes!
oh no @JustinDOY pic.twitter.com/ogkRdSOUsQ
— Days of Y'Orr (@DaysofYOrr) January 8, 2015
With all the shit Pez bought to start our travels, he apparently forgot a map.
I am the worst leader ever. #StripTheC pic.twitter.com/6wpJ3SB0mV
— Days of Y'Orr (@DaysofYOrr) January 8, 2015
Like, seriously, someone give Greg a map.
I am the Randy Carlyle of wagon steering. #toast pic.twitter.com/oaUsnebwnI
— Days of Y'Orr (@DaysofYOrr) January 8, 2015
Greg took six days for us to rest (and hopefully bought a map). Then back to the trail.
Noms.
Shoot it, stew it and lets move on. #DaysofYOrregon pic.twitter.com/MGHczO7qvi
— Days of Y'Orr (@DaysofYOrr) January 8, 2015
Apparently Justin was also looking at Bruins stats at one point. Things got pretty dicey and folks wondered if Justin would pull through.
Tired of your bullshit, bro RT @PezDOY: and a tendency to complain. #DaysofYorregon http://t.co/fBmrUPqbJZ
— Justin DOY (@JustinDOY) January 8, 2015
Just got busted at work for laughing out loud at ##DaysOfYOrregon – I don't care if I get fired. #LetJustinRest
— Heather (@lilybraden) January 8, 2015
https://twitter.com/EDolben/status/553272310028054528
https://twitter.com/DOYMarshall/status/553272396699164674
A man hunts.
A man can only bring back 100 lbs of it though. @JustinDOY is still alive. #DaysofYOrregon pic.twitter.com/Y2FnkKzRki
— Days of Y'Orr (@DaysofYOrr) January 8, 2015
Pez found some peyote on the way. Also, still mapless.
I am not not licking toads. #DaysofYOrregon pic.twitter.com/pn9b0pvec3
— Days of Y'Orr (@DaysofYOrr) January 8, 2015
We’re up to two weeks lost because of Greg.
Live look at @PezDOY trying to lead DOY along the Oregon Trail pic.twitter.com/IpXtjxoROX
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) January 8, 2015
https://twitter.com/PezDOY/status/553274133426229249
DAMMIT WHO BROUGHT JENNY MCCARTHY?! #DaysofYOrregon pic.twitter.com/nFGxaYLhBe
— Days of Y'Orr (@DaysofYOrr) January 8, 2015
Conspiracy brew amongst the ranks!
https://twitter.com/DOYMarshall/status/553275081485725696
7 day rest. Maybe now @JustinDOY will stop talking about the 'gold in dem dere hills' #DaysofYOrregon
— Days of Y'Orr (@DaysofYOrr) January 8, 2015
Pez couldn’t find his way out of a wet paper bag — 23 days lost.
Jesus Christ. Someone else want to drive this thing?! #DaysofYOrregon pic.twitter.com/pI3ZmM4g7a
— Days of Y'Orr (@DaysofYOrr) January 8, 2015
It’s at this point that we realize that measles is just code for mumps.
My punkin 🙁 @DOYMarshall #DaysofYOrregon pic.twitter.com/QMroa8QOfU
— Days of Y'Orr (@DaysofYOrr) January 8, 2015
Sure. Now, Marshall wants to sit and rest.
SCREW YOU WE"RE GOIGN WEST BITCHES RT @DOYMarshall: WE NEED REST! #DaysOfYOrregon
— Justin DOY (@JustinDOY) January 8, 2015
Stupid Blades. #DaysofYOrregon pic.twitter.com/DGkhNSsxK8
— Days of Y'Orr (@DaysofYOrr) January 8, 2015
This’ll make 27 days lost to Greg’s incompetence. Will DOY ever make it to Oregon in this century?
We kept asking if @PezDOY wanted to get directions and he said no RT @DaysofYOrr: BRUH #DaysofYOrregon pic.twitter.com/iybLC9l0q4
— Justin DOY (@JustinDOY) January 8, 2015
Update on where the team actually is at this point. Shoulda been here in June or something something.
Progress. #DaysofYOrregon http://t.co/KjL84gstkO
— Days of Y'Orr (@DaysofYOrr) January 8, 2015
https://twitter.com/iancmclaren/status/553276823745081344
The answer to this is Marshall… definitely Marshall.
Later, the gang tried trading for more bullets.
Report: #DaysofYOrregon wagon party to trade their most promising team member.
— Chris Ostrander (@2ITB_Buffalo) January 8, 2015
FATAL TRAGEDY STRIKES!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I needed those bullets! #DaysofYOrregon pic.twitter.com/ZdD45Yr5F8
— Days of Y'Orr (@DaysofYOrr) January 8, 2015
https://twitter.com/RobbPizzDOY/status/553277503658553344
@DaysofYOrr I think 5 bullets were the most valuable thing
— bgw (@BlackGold_White) January 8, 2015
Many seemed happy about this loss…
@PezDOY lighter wagon travels faster #DaysOfYOrregon
— Greg (@GJFKessler) January 8, 2015
We all know @JustinDOY is the weak link. #DaysofYOrregon
— Scoutpilled Genius (@DirtyWaterBuzz) January 8, 2015
https://twitter.com/DOYMarshall/status/553278318909620224
Others, however…
I left my desk because I was getting the stink eye for laughing and now @JustinDOY is dead #DaysofYOrregon
— Heather (@lilybraden) January 8, 2015
Was foul play involved!?
Someone avenge me. Fucking @DOYMarshall murdered me while we tried crossing the river! #DaysofYOrregon
— Justin DOY (@JustinDOY) January 8, 2015
CSI: Oregon Trail.
https://twitter.com/DOYMarshall/status/553277650857652224
After watching Justin & Pizz float down the river, Jon, Greg and Marshall hit the road once more. Or.. tried, too.
"Where are we going?"
"Straight"
"Yeah but like East or West?"
"Straight" #DaysofYOrregon pic.twitter.com/mc2obp3nEU— Days of Y'Orr (@DaysofYOrr) January 8, 2015
https://twitter.com/QUEENCRASH/status/553279955447324672
SERIOUSLY, GREG, BUY A FUCKING MAP
More tragedy for the DOY Gang
https://twitter.com/DOYMarshall/status/553279381205184512
FINALLY! It was 'Malkin this' and 'Malkin that' and now it is death. #DaysofYOrregon pic.twitter.com/pOh9L3Hyq0
— Days of Y'Orr (@DaysofYOrr) January 8, 2015
@PezDOY the fact alone that the only 2 left are you and @DOYMarshall leads me to believe none of these deaths were accidents #DaysOfYOrregon
— Greg (@GJFKessler) January 8, 2015
https://twitter.com/DOYMarshall/status/553279982894841857
https://twitter.com/PezDOY/status/553280556893741056
This is how #DaysofYOrregon is gonna end for @PezDOY pic.twitter.com/AZHtGGxNqD
— Justin DOY (@JustinDOY) January 8, 2015
Prophecy.
I….I am drunk. I am sorry. #DaysofYOrregon pic.twitter.com/Os8zyWNzbK
— Days of Y'Orr (@DaysofYOrr) January 8, 2015
All alone, naked, and with who knows how much food and bullets left, Greg pushed on by himself.
#DaysofYOrregon pic.twitter.com/ijJeBbecgf
— Days of Y'Orr (@DaysofYOrr) January 8, 2015
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