Derek Jeter is retiring

Former Kalamazoo Maroon Derek Jeter is retiring from baseball after the 2014 season. He will be 40. Jeter's had quite a career in pinstripes … and between the sheets. Jeter's retirement announcement has given everyone a chance to talk about how awesome he was at hitting home runs with the ladies and then giving them gift baskets in the morning. Look at the lineup Jeter pulled over his career at womanizing: 

 

 

In addition to well known celebabes, Barstool has a bunch of tweets about how Jeter stole some poor guy's girl at a club. First ballot Hall of Famer. 

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