Tigers wearing Zubaz pants

I imagine the Tigers sitting around the clubhouse, telling old war stories and somebody bringing up Prince Fielder. Fielder’s a fine guy, I’m sure, but it’s amusing to make fun of him because he’s a large fellow and he’s done some funny-looking things, like sliding. Even as a child, he was doing hilarious things, like when he wore zubaz pants. So, naturally, Torii Hunter got the entire team some zubaz pants. That’s my weak, made-up story, anyway.