Digging deeper into the Canucks’ application

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– Must be able to cook for an enntire team, as well as coaches and staff on game day, as well as 2 separate meals for diners with a particular palette.
– Must be able to cook a nuanced Swedish cuisine.
– Nuance with medievel torture cuisine, whatever that is.
– Must be comfortable with unique ingredients, like whole, recently deceased pigeons, bat wings, pebbles, human hair and lefse.
– Must be avvailable nights.
– Finns need not apply.

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