Eastern Conference Semifinals Game 1: New York Rangers at Boston Bruins: THE BEAR AND THE RANGERS FAIR

If you're not familiar with Game of Thrones, well then shame on you. This is a play off of "Bear and the Maiden Fair" a popular song in Westeros.

A bear there was, a bear, a bear!
All black and gold and covered in hair!
Three forwards, a goalie and a Chara bear!
They checked and scored, right to the fair!

Oh sweet he was, and pure, and fair!
Rick Nash with honey up in his hair!
Chara smelled him on the summer air!
Rick Nash with honey up in his hair!

From there, to here. From here! To there!
All black and gold and covered in hair!
He smelled Henry on the summer air!
The bear! The bear!
The Rangers fair!

Oh, I'm Marc Staal, I'm pure and fair!
I'll never see that Krejci bear!
I called a knight, but you're a bear!
All black and gold and covered in hair!

Lucic hit him high in the air!
He sniffed and roared and smashed him there!
Boyle kicked and wailed, the Rag so fair!
Lucic bashed him hard and left him there!

From there, to here. From here! To there!
All black and gold and covered in hair!
He smelled Henry on the summer air!
The bear! The bear!
The Rangers fair!

And the bear, the bear!
The Rangers fair!
And the bear, the bear!

Hagelin sighed and squealed and kicked the air!
The Garden sang: My bear! My bear so fair!
And they celebrated Game 1 in the summer air
The bear, the bear,
Beat the Rangers fair!

From there, to here. From here! To there!
All black and gold and covered in hair!
He smelled Henry on the summer air!
The bear! The bear!
The Rangers fair!

And the bear, the bear!
The Rangers fair!
And the bear, the bear!

After the jump, the rest of the preview…

Bruins' Projected Lines

Milan Lucic – David Krejci – Nathan Horton
Brad Marchand – Patrice Bergeron – Tyler Seguin
Rich Peverley – Chris Kelly – Jaromir Jagr
Shawn Thornton – Greg Campbell – Dan Paille

Zdeno Chara – Dougie Hamilton
Johnny Boychuk – Matt Bartkowski
Adam McQuaid – Torey Krug

Tuukka Rask
Anton Khudobin

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