Elephants Stop U.S. In Traffic, Grab Some Fast Food

The U.S. Men’s National team was stopped twice in traffic today because elephants were blocking the road. No one is sure what the team did to invoke the wrath of the South African elephants, but thankfully they won’t be allowed into the stadium tomorrow. Actually, I doubt FIFA officials will be able to stop a horde of charging elephants from getting through the gates. They had enough problems with a mob of Nigerians, let alone animals pushing two tons on the scales.

Ok, so the elephants were just hungry. Those gate ushers still need to watch out; elephant dung stains.