Future Mrs. Stafford Kelly Hall Throws Noice Bachelorette Party

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With an upcoming wedding nuptials day of April 4th, Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford and fiancé Kelly Hall are celebrating their final days as swinging young people. And so they are doing what swinging young people do, naturally go to Las Vegas, drink a bunch, and wear sexy swimwear. I mean, Kelly Hall is wearing sexy swimwear, not Matthew Stafford. God. Could you imagine? Him in some bikini briefs? It’d be like looking at a curled up porcupine back. Gross.

What’s not gross is Kelly Hall, however, as she continues to be the top of the crop in quarterback dime pieces in the NFC North. And don’t think that the competition isn’t stiff, here. Jay Cutler, for however long he’s still playing for Chicago, brings Kristin Cavallari to the battle, while Aaron Rodgers brings his “girlfriend” that is a “woman” that he’s “super serious about” in Olivia Munn. And with the Vikings letting Christian Ponder take his better asset in Samantha Ponder to California, that leaves Kelly Hall as Queen B in NFC North quarterback tail. Congratulations, lady.

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