Gameday 31: Get to know a Devil

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Penguins (18-11-1) vs. Devils (10-13-4)

Prudential Center | Newark, NJ

Saturday, March 19 | 1:00PM Eastern

MSG+ | AT&T-PGH

Welcome back to weekend gameday, the gameday that plans to kick the shit out of danny the next time he sees him for betraying its patreon. link in bio.

A b-team version of the Penguins lost to the Devils on Thursday. I have no analysis except to say that I know like 3 of their players. I think this is a good time to get to know the devils. Lets get to know the devils.

Gameday 31: Get to know a Devil

Miles probably got made fun of a lot with this name. Miles Wood eat a bag poo. Miles Wood sniff his own farty farts. You get the idea. Lets get to know another devil.

Gameday 31: Get to know a Devil

For some reason this name sounds like a really good sandwich I’ve never heard of. I bet it has a really cool mustard. I have never heard of this person before but I hope he’s doing well. Lets get to know one more devil.

Gameday 31: Get to know a Devil

When you’re on like year 1000 of your NHL dynasty and the computer just stops trying. Ty Smith.

Now you know more about the devils.

Lines:

Malkin is dead but some (slightly) okay injury news yesterday.

McCann 2nd line centre lfg

Forwards

Guentzel – Crosby – Rust

Tanev – McCann – Kapanen

Aston-Reese—Jankowski – Lafferty

Sceviour – Rodrigues – Angello

Defense

Dumoulin – Letang

Matheson – Ceci

Pettersson – Ruhwedel

In Net

DeSmith

Devils

Forwards

Kuokkanen – Zajac – Sharangovich

Bratt – Zacha – Palmieri

Wood – Hughes – Bastian

Johnsson – Maltsev – Gusev

Defense

Smith – Severson

Kulikov – Subban

Murray – Vatanen

In Net

Wedgewood or Dell. No Blackwood today.

The Pens need 4 points this weekend. Gotta take advantage of these shit teams in the east. Do it.

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