GAMEDAY 76: Good Ol' Fashioned Hate

PITTSBURGH PENGUINS VS PHILADELPHIA FLYERS 

PPG PAINTS ARENA – PITTSBURGH, PA

12:30 PM EST. NBC

The Pens lost a weird game in March to the Devils. This is an annual ritual most hallowed by Pens fans of yore. Lose weird ye to the Devils and the Devils be unto you. Or some shit like that idk.

What I do know is there 7 fucking games left on this schedule. Time to get your mind right, grab ur sac, and compete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxESKM6-r_A

Sunday afternoon NBC game against the Flyers will always remind me of that series where we all sat around drinking motor oil. It’s an instant jam. This is the fan equivalent of training camp; the final tune up for the real deal. Every little thing these guys do is going to piss you off.

That hate is good. You’re gonna need it.

CBJ is emptying their diaper right now thinking about the Pens again in the first round while the Flyers are just trying to figure out if they’ll get eliminated by Boston OR Tampa. Frankly, after the Eagles, nobody cares anymore.

This guy just got a Nick Foles tattoo.

lol hockey ends in December now guys.

What I’m getting at is that there’s a whole lot of yelling at your TV, drinking 3 too many beers on a work night, and searching for *just* the right Dril tweet to own someone online headed your way in about 12 seconds.

Playoffs are coming.

Are we still doing phrasing?

Lines:

#Pens lines:

Guentzel-Crosby-Hornqvist
Hagelin-Malkin-Rust
Sheary-Brassard-Kessel
Kuhnhackl-Sheahan-Simon/Aston-Reese

Oleksiak-Letang
Dumoulin-Schultz
Maatta-Ruhwedel

-MC

— Pens Inside Scoop (@PensInsideScoop) March 24, 2018

Flyers:

Girous-Couturier-Konecny

Linblom-Patrick-Voracek

Weal-Filpulla-Simmonds

Lehtera-Laughton-Read

Provorov-Ghostsdalkjfas;ldj

Sanheim-Macdonald

Manning-Dickhead

Mrazek-Lyon

Pour a cold beverage. Enjoy this one. They’re gonna mean a whole lot more real soon.

Oh, and try not to spend your time arguing about Ian Cole. You’re showing your ass.

Go Pens