Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

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What a game. Again. The Bruins should've won Game 1 but blew it. They played like crap for the vast majority of Game 2 but Rask bailed them out. If the Bruins played all game like they did in OT there would not have been an OT. Rask literally stole a game. The Paille made us all explode. 

We're too pumped to finish this intro. This series is killing us and we love it.

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

– Horton's over all performance in the playoffs became even more impressive after finding out he's had a shoulder injure the entire time. 

– Krug going all Mighty Mouse and leveling Bolland behind Rask in the first, ha.

– NBC loves Chara's long stick and so do we. Take that however you want.

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

– This game would've been about 20-0 after the first period if not for Rask. THANK YOU TUUKKA!!!!!!!!

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– Bolland got DESTROYCHUK'D! Then a Johnny Rocket almost killed Crawford in the third.

– Lucic NAILED Keith trying to get his team going. Unfortunately for Lucic, it did not work 🙁

– Tuukka Rask. Again. We'll just make 80 bullet points talking about how awesome Rask is. That save on Sharp was ridiculous.

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

– Rask.

– Bruins were trying to pummel the Blackhawks into submission. Lots of big hits.

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

– Seguin with a fantastic forecheck on the B's first goal. If he's not scoring at least he's making plays. Made a really nice play on D against Hossa in the third too. Great, smart game overall from the kid. He's trying folks. He's trying.

– Welcome to the playoffs Chris Kelly! Nice of you to show up!

– Marchand is such a beast on the penalty kill. F you posts!

– Lucic tried to singlehandedly destroy the Blackhawks by himself. Looked like he was trying to set a record for hits. He was like a one man army.

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

– LOLOLOLOLOLOL DAVE BOLLAND THOUGHT HE WAS TOUGH AND GOT TOTALLY PUNKED BY MARCHAND!

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

– Seriously. Marchand didn't even flinch. How's that feel Bolland? Marchand basically dared you to punch him.

– Can't stop laughing at Bolland. LOLOLOLOLOL.

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

– Jagr's puck possession is INSANE. INSANE!

– Shawn Thornton was an absolute beast. He made so many great defense plays and threw the body around. Thornton has the biggest heart in the entire NHL.

– Remember that one time Toews tried to smack talk Rask and Lucic decided he didn't like it?

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

– Remember that other time Lucic decided he didn't like Patrick Kane?

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

– Bergeron has been putting on a face off clinic in these playoffs.

– PAILLE! PAILLE! PAILLE! And what a pass by Seguin. PAILLE WE WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES! TWICE! MAYBE THRICE!

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

– Bruins way to sloppy to start the game. They could've been down big time early on.

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

– Ference is lucky the B's penalty kill is so good. That tripping call in the first couldn't have come at a worse time. Chicago was already all over the B's.

– Terrible, awful, scrambling defense on Chicago's first goal. Man, terrible start. Defense completely left Rask out to dry in the first. It was awful. Bruins D did more watching than playing.

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

– Anyone know who Nicholas Boychuk is? Stupid, stupid announcers.

– Patrick Sharp had more shots on his own than the ENTIRE Bruins team in the first. Disgusting.

– Broken sticks.

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

– Bruins had to send a smoke signal to Sacagawea to get some tips on finding the unexplored region of the ice called "The Offensive Zone."

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

– People getting mad at the Blackhawks for targeting Horton. Seriously. You think the Bruins wouldn't have done the same thing if Toews had a shoulder injury? Come on now. Stop being dumb.

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

– The "Don't Poke the Bear" phrase has officially jumped the shark. Thanks to everyone who beat it to death.

– Just stop Sportscenter. You're AWFUL.

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

– Poor Jagr. WE HATE YOU POSTS!

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

Grand Theft Bruins. BRUINS WIN!

– Is there a more under rated player in the league than Dennis Seidenberg?

– Why is Rask so awesome?

– Is it the skates?

– Does Chicago like the taste of his balls?

– Where did Claude learn his magic?

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