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Federer_UP!: Wow Sidney, it was really nice of your mom to make us a cake for both of our birthdays!
Sidney_Not_Kidney: Yeah, my mom’s a pretty cool lady. Did you know she let me shoot pucks at the dryer? That was pretty cool of her.
Federer_UP!: That is pretty cool.
Sidney_Not_Kidney: You should have seen me carrying this cake from Nova Scotia! The security guys were giving me looks like I was smuggling a file or something.
Federer_UP!: I guess they just really like your mom’s cooking, ha ha ha.
Sidney_Not_Kidney: Haha!
MOAR_OVITIME_PLZ: OH HAI GUYZ!
Federer_UP!: Who the heck is that? Is he some sort of…unfrozen caveman hockey player?
Sidney_Not_Kidney: It’s Alex Ovechkin…oh geez, don’t look, don’t look, just keep your head down, maybe he won’t notice us….
Federer_UP!: Why is he wearing a shirt saying “Female Streaking Encouraged”?
Sidney_Not_Kidney: It’s because he’s…oh, hi Alex!
MOAR_OVITIME_PLZ: Crosby! And Spanish guy!
Federer_UP!: Um,…I’m Swiss, actually.
MOAR_OVITIME_PLZ: So, uh, you like dancing queens?
Sidney_Not_Kidney: I, uh, didn’t expect to see you here, Alex. I thought you were training in Russia or something like that.
MOAR_OVITIME_PLZ: I was, but then I found some new friends Geno and Staaly!
Staal_Boy11: Sid! Dude, we have to bend the cap rules so you guys can be on the same team! This summer was AWESOME!
MalkMan: BORSCHT!
Sidney_Not_Kidney: Jordan, Evgeni…why are you guys hanging out with Ovechkin?
MOAR_OVITIME_PLZ: I’s not sure how we met, but we been goings on world tour!
Staal_Boy11: Hell yeah! Me and Geno and Flower went over in Euroland to see Queens of the Stone Age!
Federer_UP!: C-c-c-cocaine! Man, I LOVE that song!
Staal_Boy11: So then Geno and Ovie started in on their magic Russian talk, and then Ovie showed us all about Grey Goose and stuff…
Sidney_Not_Kidney: Wait a second—you didn’t know about Grey Goose before? How does that happen? What did you drink in Thunder Bay?
Staal_Boy11: Franzia and Mad Dog. It’s even better when you mix the two together and get the official drink of Thunder Bay, Franzdog.
Federer_UP!: That sounds incredibly disgusting.
Staal_Boy11: Then we were all on this boat and, like—
MalkMan: Many hot ladies! With little swimsuits!
Staal_Boy11: Oh man, the ladies…and then…well, long story short, I’m not sure what’s been happening for the past three weeks, but with Alex, it’s been AWESOME!
Sidney_Not_Kidney: Wait a second…you said Fleury went with you. Where is he now?
MOAR_OVITIME_PLZ: Guys, what we do with Horseface?
Staal_Boy11: Horse…face? Oh, Flower! Beats me what happened to him. I think we left him in, like, Ohio or something.
MOAR_OVITIME_PLZ: He’s busy crying and being French, so we ditched him.
Sidney_Not_Kidney: You ditched Flower!? How could you?
MOAR_OVITIME_PLZ: He is big boy, he take care of self.
Sidney_Not_Kidney: You guys, you’re embarrassing me in front of Roger Federer!
Federer_UP!: No, it’s ok. Your friends seem like they can have a good time, that’s for sure!
MOAR_OVITIME_PLZ: There is CAKE!
Staal_Boy11: Oh man, that looks delicious.
MalkMan: Geno like cakes!
Sidney_Not_Kidney: Ok, fine, let’s have cakes.
Federer_UP!: YAY!
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