Guys on Ice: Kaner Boy is Crossin’ Borders!

***Welcome to the Official Chatroom of USA Olympic Men’s Hockey Team!***

Kane_Is_Abel: ‘Sup G’s? It’s Olympic times, beetches!

Ho_Malone: Uh, what did you just say?

KesselRun81Parsecs: YAAAY! New Friendies!

Kane_Is_Abel: Yeah, we gonna kick some ass all the way to bronze, amirite, or amirite?

Kane_Is_Abel: /awkward gang sign.

Ho_Malone: Dude, why do you try to talk like a rapper? You’re from friggin’ Buffalo. Seriously.

KesselRun81Parsecs: Buffalo? Like where the wings come from? They’re tasty.

Kane_Is_Abel: I’m just tryin’ to readjust before I can get my dehonkyfying surgery done. I mean, it’s not like I don’t admire the honkys and cracka-ass crackas out there, know what I’m sayin’?

Orpik_Excell: LOL wut?

Kane_Is_Abel: I mean, I admire your culture and all, but I ain’t one of  ya.

Kesselrun81Parsecs: The hell are you talking about?

Orpik_Excell: I think he thinks he’s black.

Kane_Is_Abel: I mean, I even do research into your beautiful culture. Like Big and Rich:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsoxw0whWzM&w=320&h=265]

KesselRun81Parsecs: WOO Big and Rich!

Ho_Malone: You’re a disgrace to…common decency.

Orpik_Excell: You don’t even know the words. Nice Blackberry.

Kane_Is_Abel: Ain’t no thang but a chicken wing.

 

(glovetap to The Hockey Chronicles for finding this video)

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