***Welcome to the official chat room of the Philidephia Flyers!***
DoublePronged: Hey guys, that was so cool how we beat the Bruins!
GangeGreen: Yeah! We should celebrate or something…
PintOfBriere: NO! It’s just one game. The series isn’t over yet.
DoublePronged: What are YOU gonna do, sit in your bedroom, listen to some scream crap and write bad poetry? Maybe Photoshop some pictures for your CrySpace page so you don’t look so fat and pimply?
PintOfBriere: I’m not fat OR pimply!
GangeGreen: Relax! I was just suggesting a movie or something, nothing huge. Plus, I wanted to get to hang out with you guys after coming back from my injury.
DoublePronged: Ehn, I’m game for a movie.
Carcillogen: ‘Sup, dudes? I hear there may be a movie night?
PintOfBriere: Whatever
***Welcome to Movie place!***
Carcillogen: They got any movies here with some nice tatas and ass?
GangeGreen: You’re a disgusting human being.
DoublePronged: Isn’t Scarlett Johansson in Iron Man? That’s some fine tatas there.
GangeGreen: Guys, we’re hockey players. We also have the Internet. We don’t have to pay to see boobies anymore.
PintOfBriere: Right! Besides, boobs are all jiggly and …kinda scary, like they’ll smother me or something.
DoublePronged: Holy crap…are those guys who I think they are?
Carcillogen: Who do you think they are? Dallas cheerleaders?
DoublePronged: No, dumbass. They look like multiple Bruins.
PintOfBriere: Oh crap, ohcrap, guys! Don’t look, don’t look, just keep your heads down and hope they didn’t see us…
Idio_Savard: Hey there! You’re taking in a movie?
Ruff_Ryder: Nah, they’re here to get their tires rotated. Dumbass.
Idio_Savard: Lay off, I’m just making conversation here. It’s called not being a dork. Try it sometime.
MIGHTY_ZEDNO: It was such good movie! But so long, and Mighty Zdeno is so hungry.
DoublePronged: Did you see Iron Man?
Idio_Savard: Yeah, we were supposed to go into Iron Man, but we went into the wrong screen. So we saw Babies instead.
Carcillogen: Dammit, there is a joke about you guys going to watch Babies but I can’t figure it out! It’s too hard, someone else do it.
MIGHTY_ZEDNO: SUCH GOOD FILM. VERY MOVING.
GangeGreen: Uh, yeah. Have a good one.
MIGHTY_ZEDNO: EXCEPT NOW MIGHTY ZDENO IS VERY HUNGRY.
Idio_Savard: Man, it’s time like I this I kind of miss Phil Kessel.
Ruff_Ryder: Really? Didn’t you always complain about how Kessel was functionally retarded?
Idio_Savard: Oh, he was hella traded, but at least I didn’t need to keep him from eating babies.
MIGHTY_ZEDNO: MIGHTY ZDENO LOVE BABIES. SO SWEET AND TENDER AND JUICY.
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