***Welcome to Toronto Hospital Chat room!***
Coco_Puffs: Man, I hate being in the hospital.
***Nurse_Pat has entered the chat room!***
Nurse_Pat: Oh, hi Carlo!
Coco_Puffs: Hi, Nurse Pat!
Nurse_Pat:I haven’t seen you here in a long time.
Coco_Puffs: Well, I’ve been playing hockey for St. Louis, and I haven’t been getting injured as much.
Nurse_Pat: Well, that’s always good to hear. The doctor will here in a few minutes.
Coco_Puffs: OK. Tell Bob happy birthday for me!
Nurse_Pat: Sure thing!
VanRynDownByTheRiver: Wait, did I hear that you play hockey?
Coco_Puffs: Yeah, for the St. Louis Blues, but I’m originally from Toronto
VanRynDownByTheRiver: No way! I used to play for the Blues, then I played in Florida, and now I play for the Maple Leafs.
Coco_Puffs: Really? I used to play for the Leafs, but I kept getting injured. The nurses and other people here all know me.
VanRynDownByTheRiver: Really? I know what you mean. I’m Mike.
Coco_Puffs: I’m Carlo.
VanRynDownByTheRiver: Huh. So, uh, what are you in for?
Coco_Puffs: Well, I came back home to visit my friends and family and the weirdest thing happened–as soon as I stepped off the plane after it landed here in Toronto, all of my bones exploded. And…somehow I’m pregnant. What about you?
VanRynDownByTheRiver: It’s dumb, but…I fell getting the mail.
Coco_Puffs: That doesn’t sound so bad.
VanRynDownByTheRiver: …And after I fell I got mauled by a pack of rabid bears. When the bears were done with me, I got mugged by an army of crackheads.
Coco_Puffs: Yeesh, that is rough.
***White_Lightning has entered the chat room!***
White_Lightning: Carlo! I came as soon as I could!
Coco_Puffs: Whitey! I’m so glad to see you! How are you?
White_Lightning: Oh, not too bad I–OH MY GOD!
VanRynDownByTheRiver: What? Do I have a spider on my face or something?
White_Lightning: Do the hospital people know you two are in the same room?
Coco_Puffs: They put us in here, didn’t they?
VanRynDownByTheRiver: Do you know Carlo? He seems like a pretty cool guy.
White_Lightning: Nurse! Do you know who these two men are? They can’t room together!
Nurse_Pat: Well, yeah I know who they are. It’s Carlo and Mike.
White_Lightning: They can’t be together! They’ll burst into flames or something!
Coco_Puffs: Whitey, don’t get so upset.
VanRynDownByTheRiver: Yeah, we’re getting along OK and we seem to have a lot in common.
White_Lightning: Mike, I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure your elbow shouldn’t bend like that.
VanRynDownByTheRiver: Well shucks, I guess you’re right!
White_Lightning: And Carlo, you’re bleeding from your ears.
Coco_Puffs: Ah, crap, not again.
LD note: Sorry this is late you guys.Power outages, craptastic Internet and other stuff all worked against this being on time. I’d like to thank JaredOFLondon for coming up with Van Ryn’s screen name. He is most certainly not living in a van down by the river.
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